Christian Patterson

whole lotta vibes

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

Had to come here and post that The Lokal in Yukon Ok, is the best chicken fried steak I’ve ever had.

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

@steveinman Always head shots.. the ribs and organs are wide open🤦🏼‍♂️

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

@RyanGarcia Dm me

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

Lot of you 5pm 240 commuters need your shit beaten driving the way y’all do.

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

#ProBowlVote @creed_humphrey @Chiefs

[Creed Humphrey @creed_humphrey]

Help me make it to the pro bowl this year! Tweet out #ProBowlVote + @creed_humphrey and RT this post! #ChiefsKingdom

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

Live in the moment none of this is forever.

[🕸️ @smoovedarkskin]

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

Peacefully driving on the highway..

Engine light: Hello, it’s meee.

I hate it here.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Imagine using one of these to grab a condom off the nightstand

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

Work, clean, cook, sleep, repeat.

How am I supposed to meet my wife in these conditions?!

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

@daileymma @mattowen7 The ole granby roll

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

Lil serotonin for ya

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

@MichelobULTRA “Works canceled tomorrow”

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

Wish you could see me now.

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

“In god I trust, so I get money faithfully”

[Christian Patterson @Official_Cpatt]

So many good memories Lord I’m truly thankful for this life.

[Flash @Flashyasf]

Older u get you just wanna get money & be w someone who bring you peace..That’s all.

[Melon Lord Tiny @TinyTiniTine]

When you tryna sleep with the tv on & the tv get interesting

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

Everybody always be down when you planning a trip 😂💀