GOOSE!

Honk! Honk! Honk?

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Bit awkward thought the world would end so iv been staying in @common_badger garage.. #backennit #newyearnewgoose

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Tried to streak at the closing ceremony... Didn't really work currently getting fondled by a Lithuanian pole vaulter

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

#20PeopleWhoIWantToMeet @hollywills once she's had goose she'd never go back

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

I could shit all over phelps. Quite literally as well #droppingpbombs

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Other than waking up pubeless due to @common_badger had a bloody great time #shavenheavon

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Going abroad with @common_badger for a week. Won't be satisfied unless one of us looses a limb by the end of it #ohahmalia

[Common Badger @common_badger]

This time tomorrow, I'll be in Malia #OoAh

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Theres a fox eating a banana rather seductively.. Don't really know where to go from here #foxwantsmycox

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Trying to hit on a swallow.. For obvious reasons

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Just made a milkshake.. Now awaiting the arrival of any boys to my yard

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Chinese with @common_badger later. Gonna eat some duck and just laugh to myself lol

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Had my own boxing match after that. That's what I call it anyway.. You could say I just beat up a frog

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Bat just woke me up again. I don't know who he is, or where he's from. But I will find him. And I will kill him. #orjustshitonhisface

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Just rolling in some mud while singing adele #Lovethursdays

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Dave the squirrell has announced his vegetable fetish to everyone by accidentally walking around with a baby carrot in his bum #forestwatch

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

I wish female geese had boobs. #titsoutforgoose

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Finding a female goose can be tricky, Largely cause we all look the same.. #ihavestorys #awkwardblowy

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Found a frogs pube in my soup #thisshitgotreal

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

There's a swan letting fireworks off for the 4th July and eating a baguette. I don't even know anymore. #forestwatch

[GOOSE! @Official_Goose]

Some roughians painted @common_badger to look like a skunk. Now he can't pull #forestwatch