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“Nothing In Life Is Promised Except Death”

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

It's international break so that means we can post this.

(Sorry, @Besiktas fans. 😅)

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

In the Prem you’ll see Hull bantering Man United

Brighton bantering Arsenal

Leeds bantering Chelsea

Imagine Elche trying to banter Barcelona, that league is just El Clasico & Inshallah. They are bored as hell😭

[SNEAKO @sneako]

Silence kafir.

[NikolasBVB @BVBNikolas]

Considering he chose to stay at West Ham I think this doctor is correct

[Canoopsy @Canoopsy]

shot on iPhone 18 Pro vs shot on iPhone 1 from almost 20 years ago

[jules 🇲🇽 @hyvkwons]

i hate third wheeling bro 🫩

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

PlayStation is reportedly testing a new rewards program that gives players $10 in Wallet Credit back on select game purchases

Players have spotted the offers on eligible titles, with the credit added to their Wallet after buying them

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓: Real Madrid’s ball progression is 21% higher when Bernardo Silva STARTS.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌕🤞🏾 Mbappé on the Ballon d’Or: “I can really feel it’s a good year for me”.

“I would be DISAPPOINTED to not win it. When a competitor doesn’t win, he is DISAPPOINTED”.

“I am competitive!”, told RFI.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The NFT era is so funny because it’s obviously a scam now but it was also obviously a scam back then if you had any common sense

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Messi's kit for his final game in an Argentina jersey 🥹🇦🇷

Gold numbers for Leo 🐐

(via leomessi/IG)

[１６ビット📀 @favoga_]

夜11時すぎ

母
「もうゲームやめて寝なさい」

息子
「セーブできるところまで」

母
「さっきもそう言ったでしょ」

そのやり取りを聞いていた父が
珍しく息子の画面をのぞいた。

父
「いま、どこ？」

息子
「クリスタルタワーを抜けて
闇の世界に入ったところ」

父の顔が変わった。

「……今日は、その子に
寝ろって言わない方がいい」

母
「なんで？」

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘CLOWN PANIC’, a documentary about the national drama that unfolded in 2016 after alleged evil clown sightings.

Releasing October 12 on Hulu.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Which is the greatest tifo of all time?

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Cuffem sees his dad for the first time in 20 years after he was released from prison following a 20-year sentence on drug charges.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

why is there an inde navarette livestream fart compilation 😭😭

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🗣️ Thierry Henry: "This guy... You show him something, he puts it in his computer and then he does it."

Roger Federer is just different. 👀🤣

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Apple’s $250M Siri AI settlement website is now live 📱

Eligible iPhone owners in the U.S. can now file a claim for up to $95 per device