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Tune into the WBBA Division Playoffs on December 28th #TNT

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With the 2023 WBBA All-Star game just around the corner, tensions are starting to rise. Who will take home the eternal joy associated with winning this ball game?

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@DogTheFilm Where can I rent dog? Asking for a friend

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As the official basketball league of @DogTheFilm, we are excited to canonically announce that while @channingtatum is a fan of the East, the dog is an absolute hound for the West 🐶📣🏆

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BREAKING: The WBBA is excited to officially announce a partnership with @DogTheFilm, coming to a theatre near you. Thank you for taking a chance on us and inviting us to the premiere, we won’t let you down #lights #camera #ball 🎥 🏀

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@Official_WBBA Your special someone is big, cute, and furry! We matched you with the dobermann. This pup also enjoys making friends and is looking for someone who is reliable like you!

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@DogTheFilm Someone who loves to ball and keeps it all about the game 😤💯🏀

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Contrary to rumors being spread by controversial West power player W. Heintz, the WBBA trade deadline is not 12 EST today

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Hot off the press, tomorrow’s breaking story is “A Rumble in the Jungle” - West shooting big Dr. Zaius announces plan to spend the offseason overseas in the Westwood division as trade rumors circulate in the face of a potential west rebuild 🚨📰🔥

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LIVE UPDATE: In a 25 to 14 game, the East takes the win 🏀🏆🤝

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WBBA fans are in for a treat with star playing M. Kennedy flying in special for this one of a kind battle of the greats

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Official Commissioner Statement: I hope nothing but the best for both the East and the West. To our players who have been grinding for this moment, leave it all on the court. Stay humble, focus on the fundamentals, and remember it’s all about the game 🧢🙏

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BREAKING: The Commissioner is unable to make it to today’s game due to a preexisting conflict with his needed time for listening and learning 🤭🙉🤔

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Following a secret exec meeting, the league is considering moving to a remote location to create a WBBA bubble as covid exposure and cases continue to rise 🛁😷

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The East was rumored to have had a productive, insightful strategy session today with “lots of devious stratagems and confidence” coming out of Eastern coaching staff, promising strong leadership for the upcoming game

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WBBA magnate and mogul M. DuMont has entered Health and Safe Protocols, hoping for a speedy recovery 🙏🤧🕊

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I totally deny allegations that I’ve been consuming heavy water to attempt to bolster my mass. Delicious, delicious heavy water… #inthelab#jkhaha

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An independent report was just filed accusing WBBA players of hydrating with heavy water (D2O) in an attempt to "increase mass" as its classification as a performance-enhancing substance remains unanswered 😓💦🚰

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“Unfortunately, that’s just not a direction we feel comfortable with at this time,” says league commissioner Jart, who cited differences in league values over the @NBA’s inaction over the Chinese government’s treatment of Hong Kong and the Uyghurs

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BREAKING: The WWBA has declined a $1.2 billion two year exclusive contract with the @NBA

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About to meet with some @NBA shadow executives, remembering to stay humble. It’s about the game, not the bag. Our players and our fans will always come first 💯💰🤝

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As the final update of what has been an already historic night, the WBBA is proud to announce shareholders will be meeting with @NBA leadership tomorrow to discuss possible partnerships over brand deals and gameplay distribution rights 🙏🏀🤝