Alf

I like to get down on some cat.
I also crack myself up.
Not sure these are all pronouns: alien/life/form

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@HarryDisaOG @Ric3636 @barstoolsports I know who she is.
Are you stupid? Thats the only explanation

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@HarryDisaOG @Ric3636 @barstoolsports Why are you replying to a tweet about someone who you didn't know existed?

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@matthewdmarsden How did they damage it dipshit?

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@WestSeaSpirit @jackunheard @WhiteHouse The "right" is hilarious now

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@Geek4Maga_redux @jackunheard Repair what?

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@GKMasterson @jackunheard Do what?

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@jackunheard You stupid people are so gullible

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@EricLDaugh How do you rip up sealant?

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@ChristineX2024 @catturd2 @AdamJ45054 How do you pull sealant off?

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@catturd2 How do you pull sealant off?

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@Desperobbo @catturd2 Well I can turn off my phone, I've found the dumbest tweet ever

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@HarryDisaOG @Ric3636 @barstoolsports You are tweeting replies to a thread about her nonstop

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@HarryDisaOG @Ric3636 @barstoolsports Just because you are stupid doesnt mean everyone is

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@AldreteVincent @barstoolsports Shes literally ine if the best in her field you unbelievable twat

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@luvvvstogrill69 @barstoolsports You poor thing

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@Ric3636 @barstoolsports One of thr best female soccer players in the world

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@MattWallace888 You complained about soccer players before you dumb twat

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@TonerT269 @KillaKreww You have no original thought.
If you want to criticize the man, at least be original

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@BallinFFB @FOXSoccer They drew their first match.
It would be stupid not to try and score as many goals as possible

[Alf @OfficiallyAlf]

@RepThomasMassie You didnt read the documents