Office Humor

Typical jokes that you may hear at your office!

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"This is a big black eye that we have been trying to sweep under the carpet"

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"They are doubling down to derail the train"

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"ls there some special sauce we can do together?"

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"We beat that one to death in hopes that the light came on"

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"l guarantee that Ghostface Killah only added the 'h' to 'Killah' because he didn't want to have the same last name as Masta Killa."

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"Watching Playoff Hockey. Announcer just said, ""2 Red Wings, 1 Shark."" lnstantly thought of the 0scar award winning movie 2 Girls, 1 Cup."

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"l know every deal is a knife fight so we hope these products will give you and your team some “bigger knives”!"

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"the next level of the onion is the target bucket"

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"lt would be more interesting if Santa Claus came down the chimney and gave all the bad kids STDs rather than coal."

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"Whenever l get the urge to throw snowballs, l buy 3 tubes of Target toothpaste, campout by the Starbucks, and throw them at kids in buggies."

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"l wish you could trade-in your tickets for a credit score at an arcade because mine would be a whopping 717 right now."

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"l'm not really sure what the word, ""provocative"" means, but it got Jay-Z and Kanye West a hit single, so l guess it's a cool word in theory."

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"Ten to one we will be number one of ten"

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"Just thought of an awesome Tweet! Too drunk, forgot."

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"Look, l can't tell the difference between a tree and this mossy oak camo you're wearing, so don't get mad at me when l try to nap on you."

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"l feel like '0sama's Sea Burial' is going to be the next Album Title for a Modest Mouse CD."

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"We are selling the horse we have… and it is a good horse"

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"We need to squeeze it out and divvy up the duties"

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"""Everyday l'm shuffling."" -My grandfather, a professional shuffleboard player"

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"Bob Baffert’s horses are the LeBron James of winning races."