J.R. Magnum

Satirical writer, social commentator, and coffee drinker only because I deal in the “rule of threes”. “Becky & the Tip” coming soon!

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Still grinding with 1,807 word written today! Making my progress 56% complete! #inspire #inspirational #writer #author https://t.co/czvrCqnHQD

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@Stella_Reed1 @PilotPenUSA @moleskine @JBLaudio @Apple Thanks!! I’m trying my darndest!

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Highlighting my essentials on Day 5 of trying to become a writer! #author #writer @PilotPenUSA @moleskine @JBLaudio @Apple https://t.co/YnX0vefJao

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Day 4 of trying to be a writer! Follow me on my journey! #inspiration #writer #author #comedy #sincere https://t.co/cWRVIZmmTg

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@esti_benxoxo Thank you for all the support! Love connecting with fellow artists of all kinds!

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Speaking purely from the cheap seats…

But ideally as writers, we do want to be published vs self-published, right?

I get why there’s pros and cons to each, but just looking for some insight from those who are way further down the line than I am.

#writer #author #publishing

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@esti_benxoxo You have more freedoms independently publishing, but freedom ain’t free!

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Latest video with some riffs at a local bookstore! #Inspiration #Author #Writer #Miami https://t.co/nZGpZuG413

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I submitted a short story to Shit Butt Quarterly.

No, I’m not ashamed.

Yes, I will be proud if it gets published and happily wear that scarlet letter.

#comedy #satire #author #writer

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Coincidence? I don’t think so.

I walked into a bookstore today and randomly spotted a book sitting on the shelf.

I’ve been trying to take this whole writing thing seriously lately, and the universe basically puts my name on a shelf in front of me.

https://t.co/SG8Xnupx2W

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Do you have a way to hold yourself accountable? This is how I’m doing it! #author #writer #booktok #comedy #inspiration #TikTok https://t.co/pEoSuU3d5Y

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@JadeHarper213 Smells like victory!!

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The cool thing about being more than 50% done with my book is that I can literally smell the finish line.

No, seriously!

Get a whiff!

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How much heroin do you have to be on to not only craft a masterpiece that is “Yellow Ledbetter”, but to also be totally incoherent?

Must be a real 90s vibe.

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I took a quick break from reviews to make a sincere video! Hope you dig it and hop along this journey with me by giving a quick follow, like, and share! #author #writer #inspiration #careerchange #TikTok https://t.co/hnv75ztBws

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I just wanna be a whimsical little bitch.

Is that so much to ask for??

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New review! Can we all give @JasonKPargin his flowers?? #booktok #bookreview #comedy #TikTok https://t.co/LSK5AyP5ig

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If brevity is wit, what is David Foster Wallace?

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I hit a benchmark I’ve been gunning for for a while now…

My WIP is 50% complete!

10 chapters written!

Yippee!

#author #writer #humor

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So I need to spend 60 Starbucks dollars to get UP TO 2 Starbucks dollars off?

Come on, Starbies. Got me Star-fuck’d up.