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COYG🔴⚪
COMMON SENSE IS NOT COMMON

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Shida tuko nayo apa Kenya sio leaders ni the voters.

For example allegedly mtu anaishi Juja anauza kura anaenda ku vote for MP in Lang'ata.Then after voting anarudi Juja ku complain that MP wake wa Juja hakuna kazi anafanyia wananchi.

THE CYCLE WON'T END SOON!!
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Punda imejipaka rangi imekuwa farasi.

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

🚀🚀https://t.co/acFvXbjtVA

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Na hakuna makosa unaona kwa hii poll? Ati ulisema unataka tukupee position gani

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

My G

Ongili Toto

Aiii, papa

Osiep chunya

Piga ua! Zoea Gavana

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@kibeandy That's true jamaa alijibamba to the fullest moving in and out every country

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I still don't fall for those lies of that guy. I don't think he died, he is a multi billionaire how comes he didn't use special private jets??

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

I am deeply saddened by the tragic passing of my friend, Wicknell Chivayo, together with his wife, Lucy Muteke, and the other lives lost in the helicopter crash in Zimbabwe. Their sudden departure is a painful loss to their families, friends and all who knew them.

Wicknell was a dear friend whose warmth touched many people. I will remember him for his friendship, his energy and his deep conviction in the possibilities of our continent.

I convey my deepest condolences to the families of all those who lost their lives, to President Mnangagwa, the people of Zimbabwe and everyone mourning this tragic loss. May God grant Wicknell, Lucy and all those who perished eternal rest.

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@kaptainklapback @wambuijoan2024 Wewe ongea mambo yako compensation gani? Apa hii town factories ziko kati kati ya rentals na sijaona compensation any

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@irrisNjeri Leta slip ya any other

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Back to the trenches again you cheaters!

[Manchester City @ManCity]

We're in the trenches guys!

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Next is Chelsea they will explain how they always sell arsenal players worth 4M€ for 70M€.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 More details from Premier League statement on Manchester City.

The independent Commission found that Manchester City arranged ‘sham’ commercial deals with a number of its sponsors during the period, which were part of a disguised funding scheme, whereby those companies were only required to pay a portion of the relevant sponsorship fees. The remainder was funded by Abu Dhabi United Group Investment & Development Ltd (ADUG), which owned the club. As part of the scheme, further ‘sham’ arrangements, funded by ADUG, were entered into to enable the club to record lower operating expenses than it actually incurred, as well as a ‘sham’ circular arrangement with Fordham, an entity that purchased the club’s players’ image rights, that was funded by ADUG.

The purpose of these schemes was found to have been to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900 million during the affected period, to appear to comply with financial rules. The consequence of this, as the Commission found, was that the club filed misstated accounts and concealed the true state of its finances from its auditors and football regulators. The Commission concluded that ‘by its conduct the club clearly intended to circumvent the PL Rules‘.

As a result, Manchester City failed to accurately report its income and expenditure for the purposes of the Premier League’s Profitability and Sustainability Rules and UEFA’s Club Licensing and Financial Fair Play Rules. The Commission found that, had all of the relevant agreements been reported accurately in the club’s accounts, it would have been in breach of both the League’s and UEFA’s spending limits by a very substantial amount.

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Izo ni kura za Diaspora bro don't be a fool.
They are around 1.3M if ain't wrong

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Why are tutam merchants campaigning in Uganda? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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My prediction still remains

Sifuna
Matiang'i
Ruto
Kalonzo
Wote watakuwa kwa Ballot hawawezi shikana everyone has his own interests

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Sifuna party haiwezi pata izi zote.
The party won't exceed three governor's

[Dr.Stephen Obiero M.D @Retweet_tablike]

Sifuna party will sweep more than 25 Governors ,160 MPs,200 MCAs in the 2027 General election.

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@AmosSalau8404 Alipata pesa ya kuenda kwa mwenye mzingo.
Lakini apa naye alikuwa anatafutia mtoto baba!

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@omwambaKE How illiterate can you be?

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@Nesbitt_ke @_mr_mutinda How sharp is your method

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@_MwalimuEric Naskiaga yeye ni tech guru mbaya sana ali invent sijui master card kitu kama iyo

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@AokoOtieno_ I said severally uhuru hana need ya kutoa Ruto. Naona common sense imeanza kuwa common

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One day this video will make sense.
@AokoOtieno_

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Raila Odinga
William Ruto
Stephen Kalonzo
Musalia Mudavadi
Moses Wetangula
Uhuru Kenyatta
Gideon Moi
Rigathi Gachagua

All these frauds are best friends they confuse the public to be hating each other but behind scenes they are just protecting their wealth.
Thread 👇👇👇🧵

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If UhuRu said yesterday Raila won in 2022 and Ruto manipulated the results!

Then he is basically indirectly saying you can win the presidency without Mt Kenya votes.

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None of the two will ever be president.

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

Babu Owino will go for one term as Nairobi governor and vie for president in 2032. Babu will become president before Sifuna. Bookmark this tweet.

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@karoba_john Nyinyi huwa mnafikiria izi crowds ukuwa organic? Watu huwa wanalipwa