OffsideOnion

Here to give Offside Takes with some Shake & Bakes! Hope to offend you And/Or make you cry… After all, I am an Onion! peel me Baby

[OffsideOnion @OffsideOnion]

@KITKAT Looks like the Wife is getting 32 grams and 160 Calories tonight 🖖

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Brett Howden the Man Vegas Golden Knights fans think Mitch Marner is

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Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

KNICKS STOLE IT PUT THIS GUY IN JAIL

[OffsideOnion @OffsideOnion]

Pride Month.

[VENICE @horpeyemie05]

A full white facial hair dye from top to bottom

Man move from 25 years old to 90 in just minutes😩

[OffsideOnion @OffsideOnion]

@PardonMyMeme It has ran its course…

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@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @DKSports Must be a US resident?

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@DukeGomez7 Nothing wrong with a little cheese on the burger 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@PardonMyMeme

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@ryanwhitney6 Can’t wait for the NBA Finals to start tomorrow.
Carolina vs Vegas is Donkey Piss diarrhea water

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@ItsDeanBlundell @CheburekiMan PHDeez nuts

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@MarkJCarney This can only mean one thing… How many Indians are immigrating to Quebec??

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@MarkJCarney Who wrote this for you??

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Don’t be gay. Turn comments on!

[Toronto Police @TorontoPolice]

🌈HAPPY PRIDE!🌈

We proudly stand as allies with 2SLGBTQI+ communities — as Pride is an opportunity to celebrate the contributions, resilience, and achievements of 2SLGBTQI+ individuals while recognizing the importance of continuing to build trust, understanding, and inclusion.

We are grateful for the ongoing collaboration of community members, advocates, and partners who help make Toronto a more welcoming place for all.

[OffsideOnion @OffsideOnion]

🚨 Breaking 🚨
Milk found on dairy farm

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

❗️Canadian pro$titute bans Indians and Pakistanis because they ask for a discount

...and they often refuse to shower before services

... are also "very aggressive" because of their "r@pe culture"

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@bruce_barrett Gary Tards!

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It took the Brantford @BulldogsOHL 6 days to become the Tim Hortons of the OHL. Signing 6 temporary foreign workers in less than a week.
😂😂😂😂 OHL🇺🇸

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@fordnation Gay.

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@MarcMillerVM I was just like you 9 months ago Marc. Give it time…

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@fordnation And what Indian celebration will flood the streets of Ontario today Dougie??

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@CP24 And how many Singhs were involved?

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@CTVNews Cricket Canada 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂