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[I'm into marketing | Growth Operators in Tech @Oluwanisola___]

Friends >>>> other sitcoms

Do you know what it means for a 1994 sitcom to still be very relatable in 2026?

Theres an episode for every stage of your life!

You lost your job? You need a new job? You don't have a boyfriend? You got promoted? You were embarrassed in public? You got engaged? You got married? You got kids?

Even Monica's parents are relatable to an African like me 😭

I'm not even kidding. There's an episode for everything you're going through

It's well written and the dialogues flow well.

I loveee The Office but let's be serious please

[OriginalBabyGirl @chinasa_anukam]

We cannot continue to remain so divorced from the effects of public pile ons on people like this. It’s extremely unkind. You can share your thoughts in your group chats.

[Consigliere @TheRitchieB]

Yall, I encourage everyone to disengage from @kmichelle bc she is enjoying all of this. No one ever talked about her this much in her life! she could’ve played that recording on the show. She could’ve said all the things that she saying on the show. Instead, she’s creating a social media frenzy. This is attention seeking behavior. #RHOA

[Afrinvest @Afrinvest]

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[/sæməʊælfræd/ @samoalfred]

Doing a PhD.

You only truly understand what you signed up for once you start doing it. That’s when you can decide whether the ‘punishment’ is something you are willing to continue with.

[DMO Nigeria @DMONigeria]

BREAKING NEWS: The FGN Sovereign Sukuk Offer Opens Today!

To invest, check the next post for the Offer Circular then visit https://t.co/CVe6p2GfsM to download the Application Form

Submit to any of the financial institutions on the Offer Circular.

[susan @luvsusieq]

back in my prime I would’ve woken up to 84 Merry Christmas texts lol.

[Imade. @ImadeIyamu]

Merry Christmas guys, Squid Game season 2 is tomorrow 🥹

[DMO Nigeria @DMONigeria]

FINAL FGN SAVINGS BONDS FOR 2024!

Don't miss your last chance this year to invest in the:

2-year FGN Savings Bond
3-year FGN Savings Bond

Offer opens today - closes Friday

Ready to secure your investment?

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[DMO Nigeria @DMONigeria]

FGN SAVINGS BOND (AUGUST 2024)

This August, we are offering for subscription the 2-yr and 3-yr FGN Saving Bonds on behalf of
@NigeriaGov as highlighted in the Offer Circular below.

The offer opens today and closes on Friday.

To invest, kindly contact your stockbroker;

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

If you can kill someone’s pet unprovoked, you can kill a person.

This applies to people who kill stray cats and dogs as well.

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

My advice to you remains

“Don't respond or reply to tribal bigots.”

You are the one engaging abd giving them oxygen. I know for a fact that they print or screenshot engagements to justify social media allowances

You are the product

That is why the tweets are written to be deliberately provocative, tagging tribes to elicit your response

I am not saying you turn the other cheek, saying ignore or respond via means that do not empower hate, e.g., report the handle

[General Fey @Miz_Fey]

She said the Holy Spirit told her oh…before you will go and rush to marry a devil.

[westerosies @westerosies]

‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ Season 2 premiere times for different Time Zones

Premiering tomorrow at 9 PM EST on HBO/Max.

[DMO Nigeria @DMONigeria]

FGN Savings Bonds (MAY 2024)

This month of May, @NigeriaGov is offering for subscription, through @DMONigeria, the 2-yr and 3-yr FGN Saving Bonds highlighted in the Circular below.

Offer opens today and closes this Friday. #fgnsb

To invest, please contact a stockbroker;

[🍉🍉🇸🇩🇸🇩The Yassification of Chinua Achebe @Ethereal_ilo]

It's Bobrisky today and it will be all of us tomorrow. Just think of Bob's affluence, connections & social power and yet the system swallowed her up. Now compare that to you. So have you quirky little laughs and shrug your shoulders sha but it's like party jollof. E go go round.

[Stephen Legal Blog @stephen_legal]

There's no law that prohibits cross-dressing in Nigeria.

[Afrinvest @Afrinvest]

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[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

“You are a fool” 1 post 1 view

“I am not a fool” 2 posts 100 views

When you respond to these tribal nonsense posts, you act as a host to an Ebola virus

When you see “Ebola”, you go the other way and disinfect your tl

Stop responding

Those handles are managed by same set of people, don't spread “Ebola”

[fluffy💕 @fluffyakaraa]

I once asked women on this app to stop engaging rage content. Una refuse. now see what’s on the newspaper