My Riddim my bluz

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[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When i click "confirm payment" and they actually take my money

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

This is the most Friday a Thursday has ever felt.

[Erimus @HeDontMakeNoise]

Imagine this thing flies over south eastern Nigeria 😅

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

so this adulting thing, there's no like.. midterm?

like it's everyday???????

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

my biggest ick is people who wake up first and start slamming doors, opening drawers, and walking around like sleep isn’t a thing

[𝔗𝔬𝔫𝔶4ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔩 @Tony4Real___]

How dollar take affect mango
Wey u pluck for tree u fucken bastard

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

yt coworkers every time you come in with new hair

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

How you travel from Lagos to Enugu and get stopped for security checks 20 times. But terrorists transport 400 people and no one knows how the hell they went.

[Mark 15:35 @TinaZinhle]

nothing bores me more than spending girl money on non-girly things like why am buying an adaptor?

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When you're enjoying your time alone and ppl start coming outta nowhere

[Naa Shɔmɛ @_shorshor]

Your reading, writing and speaking levels are defined by your (earlier) primary school years.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

they saw all the backslash they were getting now they pulling PR stunts

[Oyíndà @yorubachic]

I never understood why brits love talking about the weather till I moved here. Good weather is actually worth having a conversation about.

[Lauren Thompson Boyd @laurentboyd1981]

The fact that in one lifetime I’ve recorded music into a cassette tape from a radio, burned music onto a CD, clicked and dragged it onto an MP3 player, and streamed it from a smart phone is crazy.

Yeah, I’m that old.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Remember to invest in your wardrobe when you have money. So that when times get rough, you can still step out looking great and feeling confident.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when I click “confirm payment” and they take away my money

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

my parents at 25: we bought a house

me at 25: HANNAH MONTANA IS BACK

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

Ash Wednesday got Catholics walking in the streets looking like 21 Savage.. shalom gang!