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Agricultural Value Chain Consultant #FootballEnthusiast

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

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[Hum Babah @IamHumbaba]

Kuna time tulitoka date na coolkid flani, tukachukua cab, imdrop kwao alafu mimi mtaani.
kufika kwao akasema "This is me."
Mimi nikadhani anasema This is me azin that is how she is always is in terms of her personality.
Nikajibu This is me too and you are yet to see more.

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

Iraola in his first interview saying he's excited about senior players being at the World Cup because it means he gets a chance to work with the young players at the start of pre-season. I love him already.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨📈 Florentino Pérez: “Real Madrid is worth €10B now. When I arrived, they couldn’t pay half of the salaries to the players…”.

[Royal Ambassador @JaokooMoses]

Dear @EACCKenya good evening and congratulations for a successful raid at the city chief officer's residence in syokimau. Your Investigating officer while at the scene of crime stated that you recovered 250M, while your official statement is 65.3M. You have the right of reply.

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Ogopa wasichana, mtu alikublock 10 months ago somehow finds a way to contact you na the first thing ni "uko wapi babe?" First of all what happened to kujiheshimu? Secondly kwani unanibeba aje?Thirdly niko tao na key iko hapo kwa mama mboga

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 Florentino Pérez: “I will send a €150M BID on Tuesday for a top players from a Champions League team”.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 Florentino Pérez: “The bid will be for a Cristiano Ronaldo or Kaká level player. He’s a GALACTICO”.

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

Stop leaving your kids around old folks all the time 😭 I asked my nephew how old he’s turning and he said, “If the Lord sees fit, I’ll be 9 in June.

[Lion of the Mountain @BrianMPeter]

Steal Kshs 250 Million from County

Go to Bank

Negotiate for a 5 Million loan

Use the Ksh. 5 Million to start a High end club.

Bank Kshs 300k per day as sales. Weekend weka Kshs. 1.5 Million.

The club should look executive. Every weekend bring in popular artist. Popularize it and have the artists charge you 500k. Those days you bank 3 Million because there was entrance fees.

In 6 months your money is clean

Nani Huyo aliweka kwa nyumba jameni

Wewe undersea aje?

Giste says 😂😂😂

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

That last minute header goal from Cristiano Ronaldo to win the World Cup will shut down the internet.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

The country has no money to..,mama Lucy hakuna madawa yet a fat chief officer in Nairobi has 250 million in his house. When will we start burning these thieves on site? Majirani wake need to burn his ass alive!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Andoni Iraola: “Liverpool is Liverpool”. 🔴👋🏼

[Premier League @premierleague]

Andoni Iraola is the new head coach of @LFC 🔴

[wanga.ray__ @wangarimathigh]

Kuna patient amesema atalipa MRI brain & abdominal pelvic CT scan in cash totaling to more than 30k kenyattan dollars kuliko alipe 6k za SHA😂😂 aki ruto is hated

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

"We never knew Kasongo is coming to the Kalasha awards event" 🤣🤣 na alikuwa ametangaza weeks in advance

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Hansi Flick is signing attackers.

Jose Mourinho is signing defenders.

Are you thinking what I am thinking?

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Btw those allegations have improved Maraga's rating because he handles things professionally.

So, man if integrity? Yes. Honest man? Yes. No blemish? Yes.

Maraga the 6th.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

If a junior officer at City Hall kept Kshs 250 million under his mattress, how much money do think members of the executive, judiciary, parliament, governors and other government officials keep under their mattresses? My conservative estimates is Kshs 5.55 TRILLION.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Prof Kivutha Kibwana, SC is the only Governor who was not accused, let alone suspected of stealing or misappropriating public funds. Where are more such People? Did God destroy the mould with which he made them?