Drapion

Aaron is my boss, Illumise is my wife, and Skorupi is my little sister. Whoever told you purple wasn't fashionable lied

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@Helicoidra Up my what

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you think I'm a mean dude? well guess what? I have a lot of deep seated emotional problems so please be nice to me

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@BugTypeMaster idk I don't wear them

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@Croconaw new account who dis

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@BugTypeMaster I want to be bad in a good way, like sunglasses and fingerless gloves

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@BugTypeMaster flint

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@BugTypeMaster Yeah I know, that's why you're still a virgin

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I'm sorry

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I don't. I don't know

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then uh

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if you play video games then

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well guess what! none of you will ever know a father's love!

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these lame player characters think they're hot shit... just because I've never beaten a preteen named after a color or precious stone...

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And 35% lucian's books

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And 12% eggs that I have eaten

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Wearing human skin is stupid, I've always been 100% chitin and 10% poison

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@SKULLGANGORDlE You forgot one
Guzma: loser who, apparently, is going to have his arms removed

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i'll eat this whole stinkin' island....

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the good news about Alola is that I can go back to eating sand

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@SKULLGANGORDlE @BugTypeMaster I saw the reaper