millennial [seeing zoomer in front of phone watching family guy tik tok] : This Is A Noxious Poison
millennial barred out in front of media center youtube player, 2012:
@DstrctiveFaith@TechHexed androgynous white body striking lighting and little yellow emoji in username . Moreover, they make stuff for exactly this sort of post. Conspicuous consumption. Discernmentgoons
obama (wizard, being held in a field that prevents him from casting an invisibility spell): Uuuhh let me be clear! Let me be clear!!
michelle (his once goodly wife, turned evil by powerful occult forces): NyehehE!! Nyehehaahe
obama: UUhh Michelle! Let me be clear! Let me be clear
@ginfantasy whats even ur grievance here. all u do is this exact type of dogshit. “buhh I also make songs about Love is Important” no it isn’t. fuck you.