OopsItsMeAgain

Sometimes insightful, often sarcastic. Prepare for thought vomit, movie ramblings, music obsessions, random bursts, and a sprinkle of spicy commentary. 🤭

[Barbie Charts @barbiecharts]

being a teenager in 2015 must've been crazy..

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

I think about this a lot.

[BABYBOSS KO F'OSHI @tejumania]

Everyone is saying VDM is getting clocked in all of this, is so funny to me cause as at the year he started, i gave an Uber driver 1 star because he was singing VDM praises to me & my friends🙂‍↔️

I look down on you like the downtrodden that you are if you rate VDM in any form.

[Soloball🇵🇹 @OginiSolomon]

Being Ronaldo Luís Nazário must be tough. 😂

Imagine building a legacy so ridiculous that you're considered one of the greatest strikers ever...

Only for another Ronaldo to come along and completely overshadow you.

Now he's not even the best footballer to ever carry the Ronaldo name. 😭

Nobody could've predicted that we'd eventually get a Ronaldo who would make even R9 look like the second-best Ronaldo.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

And while we are calling out the VDM, what is the logic behind people digging up the old video of Lola Okoye dancing with Terry Apala as some sort of 'get back'?

How does a club video settle the massive allegation that Peter was financially defrauded by his own brothers? What exactly is that footage supposed to achieve in a serious legal and financial discourse?

Even if you want to falsely assume she cheated or crossed a line, how does that invalidate the structural and financial claims Peter raised regarding their business?

Oh she was rocking Terri apala in front of her husband, na why Jude collect 800 percent and him wife collect 200?

Oh she was giving him bum bum, okay na why Jude build house with Peter money?

Wetin be the plus and minus?

[kanishk @kaxishk]

growing up is realising how misogynistic & unfunny they were

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

they should raise the age of consent to 20 just to see who get mad

[Uyi @kinguyi__]

Wife go rush husband come hospital, give full medical history go even give you differential
Husband go rush wife come hospital e go be like say na bystander bring patient come
So annoying.

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

“X is a full time job, X is a full time job”

Elon Musk

[Àgbà Akin @Kynsofficial]

Sanity will return back to the Internet!!!

Elon Musk has officially decided to stop Twitter Revenue in a new announcement by X Corporation dated today!

Alhamdullilah

[perico @pericoco_]

money can’t save your life

me :

[DJ TUNEZ @DJ_TUNEZ]

LEAVE MUSIC FOR THE MUSICIANS! 😂❤️

[eBo @Emmybishop]

All Jennyglow had to do was get a Nafdac number.

[ALI @Saifthesage]

Boys no dey sing again. Niggas are porned out and whored out. You can tell they don’t have real love experiences, just pay for play. All they make today is escort anthems.

[Ken Musa Ehi @KenEhi7]

@General_Somto The way Nigerians normalize irregularities is crazy, look at the CS, insane people yarning BS, asking if he can try that in his own Country, if it was in a sane Country, that uber guy will lose his Uber license, agreement is agreement, he saw the price before accepting the trip.

[Yomi Kazeem @TheYomiKazeem]

Hi @Spotify, how can I adjust my settings so that only Peter gets paid when I stream P-Square?

Please treat as urgent.

[jay makinze ❼ @Mr_Teekay]

the first ten seconds of this video activates nigerian millennials the way ms. rachel activates toddlers and grabs their attention.

[Miss Dee ✨💫 D Jewelry Plug @Dee_Bebegirl]

usher should’ve been his twin, paul didn’t deserve him.

[OopsItsMeAgain @OgundugbaD]

“Even though I got real dough, you’re the reason they’ll be more” What a lyric man!

[Erimus @HeDontMakeNoise]

P-Square really had the streets!

[Erimus @HeDontMakeNoise]

P-Square really had the streets!