Ohio Beer Baroness

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

@senrobportman Your prayers are kind, but empty- your state wants #GunContolNow

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

We are culpable to carnage unless we demand #GunContolNow

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

The need to urinate is the only thing convincing me to get off my couch... Well, that and a Baltica #beer

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

NFL players are protesting the flag as much as Thoreau protested taxes and Gandhi protested food #takeaknee

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@mikeberlon @Listermann @WarpedWing It was on sale today (4 bottles for $20) and on tap as well. It was so good I had to go back!

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

@wittdooley @Listermann @WarpedWing @Listermann had it today- $20 for 4 bottles

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

Whaaaat? @Listermann Chickow AND @WarpedWing Pirogue all in one beautiful black #CraftBeer? Is this my birthday?

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

Boycott @Starbucks! They only have plain cups for #PrimeDay

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

listening to @sublime and my husband asked "who's Joyce?"
What?
Who's Joyce? I spoke to Joyce in the morning, I spoke to Joyce at night
😂😂😂

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

You know I love a Dirty Little Freak @DuClawBrewing #CraftBeer #beer

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Had to remove an underwire that was poking me. Now one #boob is a titan of industry, the other asks family for money at grandpa's funeral.

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

Son: can I borrow this?
Mom: *sigh* ok, but you better not lose it Narrator: she said, knowing he would lose it

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

Just overheard my husband having a heart to heart with the #cat to tell him he's #adopted... "Don't worry, you can still call us mom & dad"

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

I'm over people saying "respect my beliefs"
I #respect babies, but they believe I literally disappear while playing peek a boo
Respect facts

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

Great @WarpedWing stout #beer and amazing plates from @CoreClay! @BrewHouseCincy is doing #MayTheFourthBeWithYou right!

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

My #beer and the hubs #wine coordinate! But my @WarpedWing Pirogue is the best- sorry @blackinkwine

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

I don't like it when my cat licks his asshole while sitting on my bed

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is

[Ohio Beer Baroness @OhBeerBaroness]

When you call Sprint customer service and the connection is shitty #irony

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#Trump is a shart personified..... We shouldn't have trusted him, and now he's made a big ass mess