Bitch Problems

The problems that really matter. Tweeting your thoughts in 280 characters or less!

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You walk into Bath & Body Works smelling like a human and walk out smelling like Fresh Vanilla Balsam of Mahogany Christmas Joy and Laughter

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when my bra matches my underwear i really feel like i have my life together

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I'm always the one... trying.... trying too hard when I dont get shit back lol

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I miss him

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no longer forcing shit... it is what it is from now on

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do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things

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me: hey maybe today's gonna be a good day face: no hair: no family: no school: no life: no

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friend: whats your favorite season? me: of which show? friend: me: friend: me: me: me: oh you meant like the weather

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if i had a british accent i’d never shut up

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i need a 6 month vacation twice a year

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Me, two minutes ago: *intense feelings* Me, now: *no feelings present. unsure if there were ever feelings*

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me in ten years: "hey do u still like me, idk ur just being quiet" my husband: "babe im sleeping"

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im naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke

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high school made me realize that i really hate people

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It costs $0.00 to be loyal It costs $0.00 to be consistent It costs $0.00 to be honest

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never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural

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plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over