Parlay

[Heatle @FromDWade]

If Giannis joined prime Kobe, yall would say that’s a title contender without knowing the rest of the players

Now when Giannis joins a better scorer than Kobe, they are apparently a play in team

Make it make sense

[Jon “Stugotz” Weiner @stugotz790]

Up 2 Games to Nun

[DRUSKI @druski]

NO LIES TOLD 😭😭😭

[DRUSKI @druski]

That Oldhead who never Grewup/Matured 😂

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

Being black in a corporate is funny because why am I more cool with the security guards and cafeteria staff than my actual coworkers? 😂😂😂

[DRUSKI @druski]

British Actors are taking all the Roles 🎬😂

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

they in them warehouses with WHIPS & CHAINS

[Francisco Rodríguez @frrodriguezc]

I wonder who was president 7 years ago.

[𝖢𝖧𝖱𝖨𝖲𝖫𝖨𝖫🇬🇭 @chrislil_gh]

If your MOM is still alive, retweet this.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Rory McIlroy has won two Masters since the Jets have had their last interception

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

"How does Dianna Russini always have the inside scoop on Mike Vrabel’s teams?"

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Stefon Diggs listening to Mike Vrabel coach him up on managing side chicks

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

Dianna Russini’s husband waiting in the car while she “follows up on a story.”

[Thomas Welch @twelcher15]

Shooters shoot. Don’t let anyone convince you Twitter isn’t a dating site

[Alfred “The Machine” Brown @Al_Brown313]

Me blacked out in the back of my Uber asking if it’s been a busy night

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[Dick McFadden @Dickmcfadden69]

Me blacked out at a wedding absolutely butchering the Macarena

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

[𝗕𝘂𝗹𝗺𝗮'𝘀 𝗟𝗮𝗯 ❥ @kawaiisennpai]

Planet Fitness won’t let me cancel my gym membership.