daniel

that one guy

[daniel @OhDaniDani]

the first person who said "its like stealing candy from a baby" prob did steal some candy from a baby

[♆ @planetmari_]

I often think of the time these guys were plotting to jump my brother off the school bus and they asked me was I going to help him and I told them no and soon as the fight started i started stabbing everybody 😭

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

it’s all water under the bridge man. dark dirty water under a horrible horrible bridge

[Armando Gaycot @MondoBurger05]

If a girl tells you she can cook these days you better get ready to eat vodka pasta 3 times a week.

[corb @awshuqs]

my friend said he had to “study” for the “bar exam” yeah normal people call that pregaming

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i love that our generation managed to kill the stereotype that if you have tattoos, you won’t be able to find a job.

now nobody can find a job, whether you have tattoos or not.

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Buying something from Target feels like voting for Obama

[Καλός @realKalos]

Been drinking alcohol at Place A. Now gonna go drink it at Place B. It's called having fun. It's what normal people do. Like me. You wouldn't get it.

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Giving her the ick by texting her good morning beautiful every day

[klara com k @aethxria]

quando foi eu que espalhei a fofoca e começam a investigar