Elongated Muskrat

U.S. Grant stan, anti-popularist, Lexapro's dad 🐶

Philadelphia is my residence, Virginia is my home

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

You wanted this! You wanted to be the daring edgy counterculture, you wanted it *so* fucking bad! Turns out the counterculture is off putting and politically toxic!

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

Netanyahu literally wants to keep the war going because if Trump wins he knows he'll have carte blanche to do whatever he wants. Every anti-Kamala, anti-Biden leftist is objectively supporting Benjamin Netanyahu's policy agenda and is just too much of a halfwit to realize it

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

I feel like you gotta get all your ironic anti-British racism bits out now before they genuinely become an impoverished and marginalized people, because then they’ll be in bad taste.

[Gay-briel @Ian_Gay_briel]

i am once again struck by how the internet debate about zionism is stuck in the fucking 1920s. sure we can spend all day saying it would've been better for jews to ride out ww2 and for survivors to stay in europe, but it didn't happen and now the home of israelis *is israel*

[🔆Kamala Regime Cavalry Officer Elize 🥥🌴🇺🇦🇦🇲 @Tankgorl]

I have a unity candidate for house speaker.

[Elongated Muskrat @OhEnnuiStan]

@AnnieDuBois69 Is it sensitive to ask that the comedy site's punchlines not be Babylon Bee levels of unfunny?

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

In the last 48 hours school districts and libraries across three states have been shuttered by terroristic threats over their inclusion of LGBT people and I'm just wondering where all the surely earnest concern for academic freedom went