Morgz

trophy wife 🏆 mom of 2 💗💙 fluent in sarcasm and sass 💁🏼‍♀️ netflix enthusiast 🎬 call me captain 🏴‍☠️

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Update. Today I married my best friend ❤️

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Today was so surreal. I cannot wait to marry my best friend.

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My my my, how the turn tables.

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@AmazonKindle can you do a KindleWrapped like Spotify plz

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Setting my Microsoft Teams status as “leave me alone I’m listening to TPD.” so my coworkers don’t bother me

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I can never stay in a hotel again.

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Making nachos in a hotel sink

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@Katie_Noel1 😍😍😍

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@Katie_Noel1 RE FREAKING TWEET 😭😂

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Okay @Disney when are we gonna get Kristoff’s back story?

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JJ is at the age where “mommy look!” is big and every time he shows me something I swear my heart bursts. Today it was using a straw as a fishing pole? Parenting is wild.

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@Ashley_Marie256 This tweet literally had me checking your location to make sure you weren’t in an ER somewhere

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If I wasn’t already losing my hair thx to postpartum hair loss I’d probably pull it all out today.

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@Ashley_Marie256 YES HE DID HE WAS BUSY PLAYIN

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Trying to get JJ to bed but he just keeps saying “snuggle mommy on couch” and how can I say no to that??? 🥺

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🥸 but what if…..

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Sitting on the couch with my tiny homeboy bff eating cheese cubes while my tiny homegirl bff is cooing next to me and my hubs bff does the dishes so I can cook dinner. I AM IN LOVE with this little life we’ve built 🩷

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Today might be the day.

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Speak Now Taylor’s Version is just the little boost I needed thx queen 💜

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I just want a house big enough I can have a playroom for my babies and my friends’ babies 😩

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It’s not even 7am and I’m already so frustrated I want to run away

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I am running on E like 24/7.

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Actual footage of how me and both my kids have been sleeping.

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Actual footage of me laying in bed knowing I have to go back to work tomorrow.