I haven’t even written any funny tweets lately, guys. What’s the point of being on Twitter if I don’t have any recent funny tweets that I can look back at and say “man, that was a good one, Nic”?
Things that Stevie Wonder has taught me about “a thing:”
1. Everyone is in possession of it 2. A select amount of people are not capable of dealing with it 3. I should not concern myself with it 4. I should not concern myself with it, also I am a mother