🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈

Yorkshire Speaker, Adventure Taking, Novel Writing, Dice Rolling Day Dreamer. Loves the Nitpickiest 💚

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

Her: do that thing I like.

Him: I will once you tell me what it is.

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Comic by @sundaekids_

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

My heart goes out to Bruce Willis and his family, & also my gratitude for shining a much needed light on this disease. When people step forward it helps all of us. When people get a diagnosis it’s extremely difficult, but also for most a relief to get a diagnosis.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Life tip: stop expecting.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

More his confession than mine but when my son makes a cup of tea, he squeezes the bag really hard against the side of the cup. Every teaspoon we have is bent; it's like living with Uri fucking Gellar.

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

@NosajRellim

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

All I want is soup and cuddles

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

@NosajRellim Maybe you're super cool and someone wants to be you?

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

@merderkitten 😂

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

@merderkitten Sounds like a solid plan!

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

@merderkitten I'm sorry you have to deal with them
Aint worth nobody's time.

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

@merderkitten Entitled c*nt that's what he is.

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

@kyletim13

[Kyle Who's Chill @kyletim13]

#ItWasGoingGreatUntil I lost my glasses

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

@fesshole "Guess what's in my spotty bag" 😂

[Crown Green Bowler (29) @29Crown]

@fesshole My marriage is starting to crumble
As my wife prefers Mister Tumble
She will only go down
If I'm dressed as a clown
I think it's high time i got Bumble

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

@504Chuck Hate when that happens

[Rebel Scum⚜️ @504Chuck]

#ItWasGoingGreatUntil someone called a meeting

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

@Saga_Says 🤭

[Saga_Says @Saga_Says]

#ItWasGoingGreatUntil that awkward moment when a zombie was looking for brains and walked right by me...

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

@Igotnoroots1 😂 didn't know there was a gif

[🇺🇦 Dixie Wrecked 🏳️‍🌈 @OhIDoSayPudding]

#ItWasGoingGreatUntil shit hit the fan!