Kat Lawton

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[Kat Lawton @OhItAKat]

@mothmanmadej AHAHAHA ME TOO

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[birdie @asifoncue]

Texting your depressed friend always keeps U on your toes

[Kat Lawton @OhItAKat]

Because fuck your carbon footprint after 30 apparently

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

They need to extend the age on railcards tbh, nobody in this UK is making more money when they turn 31

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

the marie kondo "does this spark joy?" method of decluttering never worked for me, but an ADHD tiktoker just changed my entire life by introducing
"the poop rule: if this object had poop on it, would you wash it off, or throw it away?”

[Sophie Haigney @SophieHaigney]

This is what it’s like, with the train

[Cal Cowen @calculus52]

Hey @BBCNews , got a story for you!

About 11 reform new councillors have stepped down or been expelled already!

It will cost a lot to elect new ones. How about running that as a story, just for a smidgen of impartiality?

[Kat Lawton @OhItAKat]

@SophieP25397 Actually, that'll all just get fobbed off onto the highway maintenance teams. Love the thought, but you need to find things that the elected councillors will actually have to deal with themselves

[angel @gxthcxlt]

you ever see your body from a certain angle and have to stop and consider suicide

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

It makes me sad that he’s been ringing the alarm of climate disaster for decades and everyone is just like ‘aw what a sweet old national treasure’ and ignoring him

[freddie @Freddie_0611]

if you voted reform today i do think less of you as a person

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

feeling really really out of control. i bet picking at my skin will help. i definitely won't regret this

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Wrong number texted me and I could not help myself 😭

[✿︎๋࣭ @9ailiall]

Dear the nhs pls tell me my blood type for free i want to know

[amber ♡ @tanijrou]

remembering this post and absolutely losing it 😭😭😭