My mother just put me in a group chat with an emergency room. It’s for me but still….im probably not going for a while. I’m a double on the bar today…who has that kind of time?!
I know I’m married because in the middle of me trying to bake a bunch my husband started making hard boiled eggs and got in my way. I know I married right because he also said if he catches me trying to do a dish he’d kick my ass.
The whole local gas station thing makes sense, but no one sees me looking rough like the Osaka I go to for lo mein and a gin and tonic on my day off in pajamas
We have an outdoor security camera and Tyler has always wanted to put one inside...moments like this, when I’m following and yelling at our roomba I’m so very glad there’s not a camera in here
Tyler is sleep talking and coughing all over me but he won’t wake up and have a sip of water because of my “South Park Canadian ass”. Don’t know what that means but that’s where we are right now...
Just woke up from a dream where I was giving a chunky pit bull belly rubs. Now there is not a chunky pit bull in my apartment anymore. Sad and disappointed.