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wiggity-wiggity-wack

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Everything happens for a raisin.

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When you visit the border... Wait. #AOC

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I am shaped like a grandpa.

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Avocados taste like vegetable egg yokes.

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You only want me for my loins.

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Shania Twain > Carrie Underwood

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You learn a lot about a person from the shortcuts in their keyboard.

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And don’t even bring up that jack-o-lantern. I’m talking a chubby round Cinderella curly vine guy

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Petition for a pumpkin emoji.

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Every time I open Twitter, I’m reminded of why I don’t use Twitter.

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Ads give me life

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Having long ass nails does not make whatever you’re doing “oddly satisfying”

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Everybody said Gambino was straight trash until This is America... 🤔 #consistencyplease

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Someone tell me to go hike a mountain so I actually do it. #need #motivation #thisearlyawfulmorning #ilovesleep

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Pink nipples make me uncomfortable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Sameh: “How should I do my abs?”
Libbie: “Over easy.”

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I miss my 20 acres.

You know the rest.

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Farts do not smell good.

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darat & desnak @ alaina

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The way to my heart is Daughtry.

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Why isn’t there a stethoscope emoji?😡