Eleanor Abernathy

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

McConnell's on eternity leave.

[Eleanor Abernathy @OhNoPanicTime]

@EndWokeness No more COVID

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Her vote counts as much as yours

[Eleanor Abernathy @OhNoPanicTime]

Epic vending machine at Walmart @TahitianTreatUS

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Trump crying about rigged elections, but remember when he was literally recorded trying to rig an election?
How the fuck is this traitor the president of the USA? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

So Trump’s big claim is that China hacked American voter data… WHILE HE WAS PRESIDENT??? Really owned the liberals with that one 🤣🤣🤣

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Corey Comperatore’s widow just claimed that she thinks that the Trump’s assassination attempt was “an inside job.”

[Eleanor Abernathy @OhNoPanicTime]

@mmpadellan

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

BREAKING NEWS: Markets spiral after the Islamic Republic of Japan sends Godzilla to blockade the Strait of Hormuz.

[Eleanor Abernathy @OhNoPanicTime]

@Zatarains I was excited to find this back at Winn Dixie, I do miss the coconut and pineapple pieces, but the curry flavor was there.

[Jay in Kyiv @JayinKyiv]

More gas violence in Russia, as the desperate quest for fuel drives the population to commit acts of savagery upon one another.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

Eagle and Fox together in Dutch Harbor. They both agree something needs to be done.

[Eleanor Abernathy @OhNoPanicTime]

@Sassafrass_84 Florida has a 10 Day count

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

@CBSNews

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

On camera, Don Jr. pulls out a little baggie with white powder at his father's birthday party.

[E! News @enews]

That's Sir Idris Elba to you. 👏 He poses with Sabrina Dhowre Elba after being awarded knighthood by King Charles at Windsor Castle.

[Eleanor Abernathy @OhNoPanicTime]

@wildfreakouts I would just be happy a scheduled person showed up for their shift

[mickpyto @Michael55290474]

@HQNewsNow He don’t know where the fuck he is🤣🤣