Launchpad McQuack

"ᴀɴʏ ᴄʀᴀꜱʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ɪꜱ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴄʀᴀꜱʜ!"

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

//Oops! Looks like I can't recover the email tied to this account in order to change its password (that I have since forgotten.) But as luck would have it, I was still signed-in to this RP account long enough to tell you all this! Anyway, new account here: https://t.co/kNV9HJeICO

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

@CourageinBlue -Launchpad realizes that this is only making the situation worse and quickly stops.

“Ahh jeez! Sorry Dewey, this stuff’s stronger than the tree sap I used to fix the steering wheel of the Sun Chaser,” he puts him down.

“You OK? Also please don’t tell your mom about the wheel!”

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

@CourageinBlue “DEWEY! Don’t worry buddy, I gotcha!”

-he attempts to pull the gum off the ducks eyes but ends up swinging him around instead.

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

“Happy International Women’s Day to all of my ex’s around the world!”

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

@TroubledVines {{REGGIE THE VEGGIE IS THAT YOU?

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

@LatinxSuperhero {{If the scenarios don’t have much in the way of connective tissue then posting them in any order shouldn’t pose much of a problem for the reader. But that’s just my 2 cents. Good luck regardless!

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

“YOU COULD? I mean, punching through metal is pretty hard, but if anyone can do it, it’s probably you, DW!”

-he just wanted the petty rivalry to end. Both heroes had their merits.

[Drake Mallard D̶a̶r̶k̶w̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶D̶u̶c̶k̶ @UcallDW]

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"Launchpad. Just so you're aware.
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I could totally beat Gizmoduck in a fist fight."

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

“Fenton, DW, get it together! You both are great at what you do and I would never want either of you to think otherwise! Just please don’t let it stop you from assisting those in need in either of your cities — we’re counting on you!”

Signed, LP.

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

“I’D LIKE TO THINK THAT DARKWING DUCK AND GIZMODUCK HAVE A PLACE TO HELP THOSE IN NEED, REGARDLESS OF COMPETITION! I mean, what’s the harm in more help?”

[💵 💰 ¢r🪙🪙ge M¢Du¢k 💵 @rooge_k]

Longtime experienced, adaptable, friendly writer

#DuckTalesRP #toontownRP #KHRP

[Drake Mallard D̶a̶r̶k̶w̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶D̶u̶c̶k̶ @UcallDW]

"𝐿𝑒𝓉'𝓈 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝒟𝒜𝒩𝒢𝐸𝑅𝒪𝒰𝒮"

ᴀɴ ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏꜰ ᴅᴀʀᴋᴡɪɴɢ ᴅᴜᴄᴋ

ₘᵢₓ ₒf ₒₗd ₐₙd ₙₑw

𝕋𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕨
𝕃𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥?

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

"I'm not? YES! Thanks DW! My stomach was in knots and some other things when I realized what had happened. Guess I can sleep easy now."

-he collapsed on the mattress, never answering Drake's question.

[Drake Mallard D̶a̶r̶k̶w̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶D̶u̶c̶k̶ @UcallDW]

"No, Launchpad. You're not going to jail"

S I G H.

"Unless, of course, you plan on selling that mattress-"

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

{{Sounds about right. I think he would use every $4 word in the book to convince those around him of his status. The reactions = priceless!

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

"I accidentally tore a piece of paper off my mattress which said '𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗧𝗬 𝗢𝗙 𝗟𝗔𝗪 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗧𝗔𝗚 𝗜𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗕𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗗' am I going to jail?!"

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

-he's sitting on the couch stuffing his beak full of popcorn and watching the pilot to Darkwing Duck.

"WOWIE! I didn't see that coming!"

-this is his 39th viewing of the episode.

[🎀𝚆𝚎𝚋𝚋𝚢🎀 @webbidings]

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[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ BURRITO TIME ♥

[Launchpad McQuack @OhNoTheGround]

"Betcha I can parallel park this car with my eyes closed!"

*incomprehensible carnage ensues*

[𝕃𝕖𝕟𝕒 𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 @ShadowedAvian]

"ℂ𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕒 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕟!"

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