Cuppa von Teas

Ladies’ lady, man/others’ lady, lady about town, doctrix
She/her

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

Oh no, when I searched the image @BoontaVista was talking about (ball stretching) I foolishly used my non-incognito window and now my algorithm is going to start showing me extremely unsettling ads

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

i think its nice that the undercurrent of every bit of weather small talk in australia at the moment is "haha we are so fucked"

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

Ugh, I tweeted about 12 years ago about how I thought Russell Brand was cool and I think that of all the tales I have ever had it has aged the worst. I wish to apologise to @ryanqnorth for having nominated him in the same tweet as a cool guy, when he deserves much better

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

What’s the point of them putting up those telegraph pole posters for concerts that have been sold out for months? Is it just funded by scalpers? Or is it just to rub my face in the fact that I can’t go?

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

@tealandpurple Right?!

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

Someone at work today suggested that my “Sex work is real work” mug might now be appropriate in an obstetrics/gynaecology healthcare setting and imma fight someone. Gonna get some A4 scarlet alliance posters I think

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

@NYCAntipodean No you’re still more likely to get it in the supermarket so yes you obviously should still go to the hospital

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

NSW Health has now, after 3 years, officially stopped recommending the wearing of masks at all times in hospitals. So everyone’s seeing each others lower faces for the first time. So naturally I currently have worse skin on my chin that I’ve had since I was like 19

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

@NYCAntipodean I mean realistically it’s so rampant in the community now that we’re not much more likely to catch it in hospital that on the bus

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

@NYCAntipodean Not that many yet but give it a couple of weeks

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

Me: *excitedly and incoherently trying to explain the amazing absurdist aus comedy scene especially as it pertains to the pandemic, podcasts, and performatively digging holes or driving trucks on twitch to @stakach*
Stupid twitter: “excuse me ma’am here is a transphobe”
Like ???

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

Oh ew they’re now putting gross terf shit in my “recommended for you” (or whatever it is) twitter notifications (which shouldn’t even be notifications) despite most of the rest of them being, like, @julesfurious retweets etc

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

Somehow didn’t expect a comedy show to have an opening act (I know, it’s been a minute obviously) so then I was extremely excited when @DemiLardner came on and was fantastic just now

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

Conservatives at Pride

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

Some kind of weird glitch on my phone means that it erroneously believes that the @BoontaVista Bonus Episode image tile is the album art for a bunch of random albums in my iTunes library and also occasional other podcasts? Weird times

[Abby Denton @mizabitha]

I was talking to my dad about those 1-10 pain scales they use at doctors' offices and how they don't really work and my dad, an engineer, said they should have a standardized needle they stab you with as a benchmark and tell you, "This is 5."

[🇵🇸 Permanent Intifada 🇵🇸 @heyMAKWA]

i'm not going to link any of them here, for a variety of reasons, but please be aware of what is probably the deadliest AI scam i've ever heard of:

plant and fungi foraging guide books. the authors are invented, their credentials are invented, and their species IDs will kill you

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The biggest plot twist since The Sixth Sense.

[Cuppa von Teas @OhRather]

@MissHundy Oh no that sucks!