Regina Castañeda

Standup comedy + home automation. Sprinkling payaseria around the 305 either way. 🌴🇨🇺#MiamiTech

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

Apparently my family’s relationship with animals is hereditary

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

@LowreyTrevor @effthealgorithm @merrittblack Quite literally: no one asked you

[Robbie "the ice 🧊🥶" Goodwin @robbiegoodwin]

30 rock was a documentary

[Jackson Payne @jackson5payne]

This is exactly what his character in 30 Rock would do

[Edna @fitchecking]

@DailyLoud Tracy Morgan really out here making 30 Rock episodes at NBA games 😭

[Matt limit exceeded @mattS00774142]

This but a 30 Rock bit where he eats all the menopause medication in Liz Lemon’s purse thinking they were granny candies.

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

Tbh I’ve met some of y’all’s kids…they can benefit from a lil autism

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

@AmazonHelp @amazon The issue is that Amazon doesn’t make it obvious or intuitive in anyway to redeem points we’ve supposedly earned all while claiming they’re sacrificing value for their climate promise.

(I eventually figured it out, but only bc of above average digitally literacy)

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

So that’s a big fat lie…@amazon

Where are the “digital credits” I’ve been collecting for years and years and how can I actually use them for once?

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

@EmilyMcWinter Umm…did I just see you win on Price is Right?!

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

Journalists need to be a bit more responsible in reporting about Asheville. They weren’t demolished by a hurricane. They were demolished by a tropical storm.

That difference is significant and ignoring it could hurt how they realistically look at climate change. #Helene

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

If you’re not crying you’re not a patriot

#NOJO #ParisOlympics

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

@Gaydos_ Hi! How come the title says she has male chromosomes if the doesn’t say she does? I thought your words would explain the title, but they don’t, unless I’m missing something? Thanks! https://t.co/XZObrLvScF

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

It’s basically proof they don’t not give a f about your rights. I never gave consent.

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

If I liked Trump, I would still NEVER vote for an org who thinks it’s ok to illegally obtain someone’s contact info and then bombards them D-A-I-L-Y.

After my daily 8 overtly-dramatic texts from 8 diff numbers, I’m ready to throw my phone out of my moving car.

MAKE IT STOP😩

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

Actually, being banished from my village for the week of my period sounds amazing 👌🏻

[Rosa María Payá A. @RosaMariaPaya]

Expel Cuba!
My message at the United Nations today.

¡La dictadura cubana debe ser expulsada del Consejo de DDHH de la ONU!

Les comparto mis palabras hoy en la sesión plenaria del Consejo de Derechos Humanos de Naciones Unidas… y la pataleta del embajador del régimen.

🙏@UNWatch @UN_HRC

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

CES but make it accessible:

smart vac & mops with a manual remote maneuvering option

ie remote control cars for adults

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

At least our star celebrity isn’t McLovin

[Regina Castañeda @OhReg]

I was right now years old when I found out Julie Andrews is the Bridgerton narrator.