Michael Ryan

professional shithead

Go Birds🦅

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One of my favorite things about being alive is when someone pulls out in front of you and has no intention of going as fast you were.

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@JalenRose What would you call this tweet? Pot, meet kettle.

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@ProFootballDoc @Eagles How does this explain Zekes no show then?

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@Prots89 What's a WNBA?

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Excuse me while I take a cold shower after reading these @STIHLUSA blower reviews....whew #dadmode #powermove

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@OldTakesExposed We must protect him at all costs

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Joe Flacco has less awareness of his surroundings than a kid chasing a balloon around an inground pool. #blindasabat #thankskiko #alexahowdoyouplayquarterback

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#NFL AFC Gm came out and said at least 10 teams would trade for Cam Newton. This only cements my thoughts on why half the NFL franchises haven't a clue on how to run a successful franchise. #scamnewton #rumormill #dressforthejobyouwant #shrekears

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@GottliebShow Great take, Capt. Dumbfuck

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@Prots89 I figured it was more like this