NazT

We're all disgusting pieces of dirty, inescapable thoughts. Call me nasty, but evaluate your own thoughts sweetie, you're sicker than a positive covid test.

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

I like my dicks how I liked my wrists in 2005... cut. #IwentThere #EmoPhase #byeforeskin #CircumcisedClub #antiturtleneck #JewishPrivilege #DidYouMakeTheCut?

#nazzy #ohshenazty #shenazty #nastynaz #naztygal

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

Wait is licking gluten the same as eating it?

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

I just peed in the shower, but it felt a little too liberating that I also almost pooped 😳

#nazzy #shenazty #Showerthoughts #showerjokes #poopjokes #oopsie

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

I ran out of whitening strips,
So I guess I’ll have to start brushing my teeth again

#Showerthoughts #ToothpasteAnyone?

#shenazty #nastynaz

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

It’s almost #ValentinesDay. I’m pre-gaming by eating chocolate for the next 8 days straight. Lots of chocolate. A copious amount of chocolate (wow, big vocabulary!). Like I’m running out of money & tight on rent amount of chocolate.

#chocolateweek #chocolateyear #pooping #nazzy

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

Don’t underestimate how long I can go without taking a shower.

#showerthoughts (that I had last Friday) #talent #pride #dirtyfordays #greasygamer

#nazzy #shenazty

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

I’m loyal as f*ck to just one dick. It’s not that I don’t want multiple. It’s just that I like to disappoint one man at a time. BAM.

#showerthoughts #LoyalAlwaysTrue #lazysaturday

#ohshenazty #nastynaz #nazzy #shenazty

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

I just started using aluminum-free deodorant but I think the aluminum is what prevented me from smelling homeless. Now where the tin foil at? Lemme put some in there so I smell like a sheltered woman again! #GoodScentsOnly #TryingToBeNaturalButItStinks! #PunIntended #Yuck

#nazzy

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

The day a guy’s cum tastes good is the day a vegan admits she eats at Popeyes when she’s drunk.
#NeverHappening #YeahOk #FakeVegan #AllLies #Gross #Nasty

#nazzy #ohshenazty #shenazty #nastynaz

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

They say sex burns calories, but not if I just lie there and he lasts 30 seconds. I guess I’ll burn more calories using my fingers tonight...
#fakenews #OhWell #WeTried #NotReallyTho #MeTime

#nazzy #ohshenazty #nastynaz #shenazty

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

Since I started using whitening strips, does that mean brushing my teeth is optional?

#showerthoughts #weedthoughts #crest #3dwhite #colgate #toothpaste #toothbrush

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

If u can’t take a joke, dont date me. U shouldn’t date me anyway. My version of cooking is microwaving bread; I steal my dad’s pain meds for recreational use (they’re just for his recent back surgery. no biggie); & I only shower when I run outta body wipes

#showerthoughts #nazzy

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

Sometimes when I hear basic bitches say “omgggg I’m literally dyingggg,” I wish they actually fuckin’ would.
#OhSheeeet #ThatsDark #PointMade #DigYourGraveYouBasicHoe

#ohshenazty #nazzy #nastynaz #shenazty

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

But next time I microwave eggs, imma make sure to put a cover over the plate so that it doesn’t explode all over the place. Cuz we all know I am never cleaning that microwave. #LazyAss
#PermanentEggScent #Eggsplosive #NuttiestTimeOfTheYear

#nazzy #shenazty #nastynaz #ohshenazty

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

Today I got so high that I microwaved eggs, and after it actually came out perfect, I realized “hey, that was really easy. Why don’t I do this more often?”
#fuckStoves #MicrowaveOmlet #HighDiscoveries #weedthought

#nazzy #ohshenazty #nastynaz #shenazty

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

@FirstWrldStoner Hahaha and make sure you get out the dirt!😂

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

Whoever said "love hurts" hasn't had a one night stand with a guy you barely even liked at all and who forgot to clip his nails before sticking his fingers in ur pussy..
Yeah, idk what love feels like, but if it feels like that, then I am fine with dying alone #yikes #oww

#nazzy

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

You know you’re living your best life when the most challenging part of your day is pulling a hair out of your ass in the shower.
#ithurtstho #gotit #showerthoughts

#ohshenazty #nazzy #nastynaz #shenazty

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

Guys who leave their socks on during sex creep me out. Gives me a weird serial killer vibe. Or maybe he just has a bad hangnail and fungus. Which is way worse than potentially being a serial killer.
#NotIntoFeet #HeGottaGo #ToetallyNotOk

#nazzy #nastynaz #ohshenazty #shenazty

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

My biggest decision at the end of the night is whether to masturbate, or, “edge” and save it for tomorrow.

#ohshenazty #nazzy #nastynaz #shenazty

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

Wait. My cousin’s cousins aren’t related to me if it’s HIS cousins and not MINE, right?
#ConfusingMuch #Impossible #DatingSucks #IsSexConsideredAdate? #EvenIfWeWerePlastered?

#cousinincest #nazzy #nastynaz #ohshenazty #shenazty

[NazT @OhSheNazty]

I barely liked that guy (the one who scratched my insides) bc he was literally SO rude.

Anyone who’s related to my cousin always ends up being such a jerk! I guess it runs in his family! These holiday parties suck. Why can’t any of my cousin’s cousins be charming! #ugh

#nazzy