Mommy needs a hobby

you can tell what season it is by the hair on my legs. oh wait, no. no i am too lazy to keep up with seasons.

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Mom at restaurant:"I always thought they were inflated. Me:huh? "His muscles,i thought he was flexing.I've never seen them like that"

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I #tried #yoga once . Almost suffocated #myself . Next #sport #please #bigbustproblems #busty #cantbreathe

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Slept dreamt about #shopping , until #suddenly #chased by #dinosaurs , #wokeup to 5y/o #daughter #snoring in my ear. #how #moms #sleep

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Excuse #yelling #active #grandma helping out @ #parent #T-ball #MothersDay I #appreciate #admire her #confidence

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#love #power #realbeauty #proud #daughter This is my #bodyconfidence . My #mom of 2 #grandma of 1. #strength

[Mommy needs a hobby @OhShipItWasntMe]

Just saw the video but I'm kinda having second thoughts of Meghan Trainor No video. I kinda #felt like I didn't see enough of her :-/

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My #secret #aspiration is to be able to #dress like I'm going to the #MetGala #errday #everyday #anyday #tball #games included #booya

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#voting for #sethmacfarlane for President . Oh he's not #running ? Well that's your first #problem #Merica

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#today I'm putting my #anti-aging #cream to #workworkwork

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Apparently now as a #tball #parent we #play too against other parents. Really?! As if #snackduty wasn't enough! Time for #bengay

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#feeling #promiscuous, #stuck #hand in every slot of #copier each time it had #paperjam #perks of #working @#school taking it2#movies 2nite

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Let it B noted, not as #old as I sound, which made situation much shocking2me. Ahh!!! *reaches 4 #anti-aging #cream

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Went 4 #transcripts @ #university got #lost & #kid @ #frontdesk said u can do that #online &we'll #text u. Gun order dentures now. #geez

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#autism #superhero #school #celebrate #education #diy #cape #super #fun #kids

[Mommy needs a hobby @OhShipItWasntMe]

Having a #badday ? Go to a #tball #game #watching my #daughter #play #proud #mom #redsox

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Stuck #paintbrushes in my back pocket. Went nuts looking for them. If that's not a hint 2 do some #squat & #glutes #exercises then what is?

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#reading #Sunflower to #class "what's a #vine ?" Something #funny .......a #plant, a vine is a plant. #technology #takeover #kids #lol

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I ran out of #sugar for my #coffee so I resorted to this substitute. Now my #coffee is a #funky #green #improvise