ME: What do you want to do today?
BRAIN: Wanna just get sad that wizards aren’t real so you can’t go to Hogwarts?
ME: I’d actually love if we stopped doing tha—
BRAIN: We’d have been Ravenclaw, of course. We look glorious in blue.
Imagine. She's got her Avengers candy bag. She's dressed up as The Wasp for Halloween, escorted by her father, Paul Rudd, who played Ant-Man, in the actual blockbuster film, Ant-Man and the Wasp.
But he's decided to go as Weird Al Yankovic
Thing That Happened While I Was Gone:
*checks notes*
A Blue Ribbon at the Minnesota State Fair?!
Linda Paulsen! Those are seeds?!You’ve outdone yourself! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽