𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody)

Easily distracted. Criminal. Needs a keeper at all times...

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

— 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦. 𝘐𝘯 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯.

× Bartender and Construction worker.
× Easily distracted and constantly in trouble.
× Could be considered a smooth criminal.
NOT fabien tietjen

[𝘑𝘢𝘤𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘏𝘺𝘥𝘦 — @HydeMySins]

✞ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥. ✞

x A Hyde Legacy
x Sweet On The Streets
x Affinity For All Things Shiny
x Shipping Conditional
x Dead Dove ~ Viewer Discretion Advised

— 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧 #𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐤 h

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

You want me to dress up as ghost face? I mean I can... I think I'd make a pretty decent ghost face...

OH WAIT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME BEING YOUR VALENTINE???

[𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 — (Parody) @RebellenHacker]

— @OhWhatsThatx

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

Anyway. I got shit to do that ain't here sooo...

Peace.

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

*He's wandering off*.

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

I *do* need new shoes for work...

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

— felt cute, might steal some gasoline later... or car parts.

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

So like...

Where is my keeper? Cause I'm really debating on doing something bad...

Actually...

I've already done it.

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

When they make it obvious but talk about it not being obvious...

(shrugging)

I'm living my best life kiddos. You should too.

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

https://t.co/mZKV0piWI1

HAHA

FEEL MY PAIIIIIN

[𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘈𝘯𝘯𝘢 — @BloodyBennett]

https://t.co/wggVR0xyyy I did my nails while on the phone for work. Send help I forgot how to type in these things.

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

Alright alright... He's shown up and for once? He isn't in Jail!

But the day is still young... What kinda trouble can he get into today...

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

I dunno... I don't plan on doing that stuff it kinda just happens...

[𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 — (Parody) @RebellenHacker]

Are you likely to run off and get put in jail? Again?

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

So like... @RebellenHacker... Ya wanna spend Christmas with me?

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

(Sitting on a rock with a granola bar.)

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

I'm used to being locked up to be honest...

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

He doesn't want to go bartend...

He has been left unsupervised again and that's rare...

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

https://t.co/mZKV0piWI1

Car... Far...

✨I'm still a piece of garbage✨

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

(Now he's pouting. Like genuinely pouting...)

But I sucked the gas outta the far fair and square! Its my gas! I could... I dunno... Light shit on fire with it... Or fuel a lawnmower and drive it down an airport tarmac...

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

(Now he's pouting. Like genuinely pouting...)

But I sucked the gas outta the far fair and square! Its my gas! I could... I dunno... Light shit on fire with it... Or fuel a lawnmower and drive it down an airport tarmac...

[𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 — (Parody) @RebellenHacker]

{Rapid blinking down at the cans then back up at him.}

Put them back -

You don't even know who you're ripping off. You'll get us killed.

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

...I didn't?

I just wanted it... And the cars were right there... I was gonna do a fourth but then you showed up.

(Dropping three jerry cans full of gasoline.)

[𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 — (Parody) @RebellenHacker]

{Pinching the bridge of her nose.}

Why did you need that much gas?

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

The funny thing is I didn't even need the gas.

I just wanted it.

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

Maybe...

I've already syphoned gas from three cars and stuck a corncob in one of the mufflers.

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓸 (parody) @OhWhatsThatx]

https://t.co/mZKV0piWI1

Well thank ya, sweetpea! <3

[seraphina @comelylyricist]

|| I’m excited to see his story 🥰