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San Quentin Correctional Facility Class of ‘89 and composer of Walt Disney’s “Oliver and Company”

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Thug ass gangsta shit, we mackin hoes n flexin nuts in this bitch, if I catch any of y’all talking sweet you getting your ass beat on god

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@radi0lover There’s more than one position on labor violations?

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Happy 9/11 to all who celebrate

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@NillaWants Never seen someone so close yet so far from an ideal Waffle House order. So many ways to customize your hash browns and they picked the worst one

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@LucyLoraine @PanelJunkie Twice? Are there Easter eggs in there you didn’t get the first time?

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@Almonds305 I’ve tried replaying spiderman 2 like 5 times now but every time I get to this point I just close the game and play something else

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@kelele77 @skunk_bucketss @gbodyprincess @facetedcarapace @ali_sivi You forgot to add it took her 7 tries to pass the baby bar

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@ROBBYTISM I like to think they kept sending people down the collapsed water slide for shits and gigs

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@JohnnyCallicutt Say what you will about Nancy, but she tells it how it is

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@ginandkoosh @jackshephards_ I mean they haven’t outright said it but the show is pretty realistic, in a real life situation the hospital would see he was in treatment for benzos, do an audit and see if anyone was critically injured/killed due to him stealing, and if he didn’t they’d brush it off

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@the1uckdragon @cmcollins02 @halcyonecrane @Artisticneed If that happened to my mother I would care more about the worms in her brain than her lorazepam being watered down tbh

[US Department of Hennessy @OhWisestMonkey]

@wwwwwwxaw @zal01 @AndMelee @smy4_ I haven’t played duck duck goose since kindergarten and would probably lose 100/100 games, doesn’t mean it actually affects me in any way

[US Department of Hennessy @OhWisestMonkey]

@pink__bandaids @mohabboting Not weekly but point stands, kids that age gain enough over a year it’s hard to guess a ballpark. I’m a nurse and some parents forget their kids middle names so they aren’t even going to remember something like what their weight was at the last doctors visit. Stop doing the meme.

[US Department of Hennessy @OhWisestMonkey]

@pink__bandaids @mohabboting Lol no it is not, weight is one of those things that can fluctuate week by week, most parents only get their kids weight 1x a year at the doctor, which obviously doesn’t become accurate after a couple months for kids around that age

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@CStickernoodle @woop54 This bro just said the freaking F word 💀

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@c00kie_burns @Srirachachau Idk in that interview it seemed more like he started to like the character not bc of some tragic backstory but he began to understand his thought process more

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@Quarterly_Zit @LFauexProd As a Nolan film oppie would not only have had to hang dong but there would have to be a scene of two French sailors steeped in homoeroticism to be considered true cinema

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@postfran_ @pYMxolbo @sweetposting Mans got a 3 syllable tag with the least used letter of the alphabet and expected people to say the full thing

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@saltburnSon @utacult Yes they do? Unless I’ve been working in some upside down ERs the past few years they will ask you that to connect you with the resources while you’re there, not everyone walking through those doors is going to a PCP so they try to cover every base they can

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@AshRebeI @utacult Honestly valid