OhWowABucket

This account exists. So does a spoon somewhere. Both are equally important.

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A spoon Is filing for divorce from A missed call from an unknown number. #RandomThoughts 🪣🐑

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My alarm clock Smells like A stranger's left shoe. #DailyObservations 🪣🐑

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A confused pigeon Has strong opinions about Disappointment. #JustThinking 🪣🐑

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My refrigerator Thinks it's better than A suspiciously clean table. #CouldntResist 🪣🐑

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The third traffic cone from the left Refuses to acknowledge A charger that only works at a certain angle. #CouldntResist 🪣🐑

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The kitchen sink Has been judging A forgotten password. #SillyStuff 🪣🐑

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My neighbour's uncle Has called HR about The wrong coffee order. #Chaos 🪣🐑

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The lady at the bus stop who never gets on the bus Has called HR about A gym membership that was never used. #WhatIsLife 🪣🐑

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The third traffic cone from the left Has called HR about An overdue library book. #CouldntResist 🪣🐑

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The ceiling fan Has been avoiding The third shelf. #CouldntResist 🪣🐑

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A very judgmental cat Wants nothing to do with Monday morning traffic. #WhatIsLife 🪣🐑

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A rubber band Is conspiring against The back of the fridge. #MondayMood 🪣🐑

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My toaster Is deeply offended by A melted ice cube. #MondayMood 🪣🐑

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The ceiling fan Thinks it's better than Unrealistic expectations. #JustThinking 🪣🐑

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The man who delivers the wrong parcels Is filing for divorce from Monday morning traffic. #Absurd 🪣🐑

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A confused pigeon Tastes like A parking ticket. #DailyObservations 🪣🐑

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My toaster Tastes like The concept of Mondays. #WhatIsLife 🪣🐑

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A stapler Secretly admires A slightly damp towel. #CouldntResist 🪣🐑

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The lady at the bus stop who never gets on the bus Is deeply offended by The Wi-Fi password written on a torn piece of paper. #Absurd 🪣🐑

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The man who delivers the wrong parcels Has been staring at An overdue library book. #DailyObservations 🪣🐑