Alex McDuffie

No, I don't speak Spanish.

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Is "being able to make myself laugh whilst alone in my apartment" resume-worthy?

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I just wanted #Moriarty to be alive. That's all I want. #SherlockFinale

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#NewYearsResolution : Continue to be like Alex Karev #GreysAnatomy

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2017: I will only run if in mortal danger.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Legend @TheRealStanLee turns 94 today 💥 https://t.co/YJMyJmPu7d

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Life's too short to not ride your shopping cart to your car through the parking lot and endanger yourself and others.

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"Oh I knew your car was black, Miss Alex. It's your favorite color because you wear it all the time like Voldemort." - my student

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I want a pet river otter more than a husband.

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Mood: crying while watching a Bob Ross documentary because he was so precious and inspiring.

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Modern horror story: Trying to write an essay when automatic, pantry light turns on for no reason.

[relatable @byreIatable]

"You had all of thanksgiving to do your homework..."

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

Obama just said "Yes we cran."

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Watching the "It's not your fault" scene from Good Will Hunting on repeat.

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"WHY WOULD I KNOW ABOUT PIZZA DELIVERY WHEN I WORKED AT A FUCKING PIZZA PLACE?" - the best argument I've ever witnessed

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When a woman the same age as you calls you "Hun".

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"My leg hairs just grew 5 inches." - @Mags_2012 on Sundance's performance #voiceknockouts

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Welp. #ARKvsAUB

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Finding out that I share a birthday on the same day as @GregoryAIsakov is a gift in itself! #favoritemusician #yaaass

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Mood level: Alex Karev