Jessica Fender

Freelance travel writer, blogger, copywriter, pen-for-hire in New Orleans. Former politics & criminal justice reporter.

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

Woof. Looks like we need to add one more rule to Fight Club. ✈️👊🤕https://t.co/fu5MzsbihV

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

.@nosuchthing Did y'all KNOW about this?! No such thing as a vegetable either? Reality is *figuratively* collapsing around me. https://t.co/xmQDFEp3Dt

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

@annalecta @HouseFloats Hi! Legalize weeds/the blacklight fly trap is mine 😂 Glad you liked it!

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

@annalecta @HouseFloats That's @chefamysins work!

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

@ava_s_lowles @MissyElliott 😆🥰

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

Not even once. Now *I'm* trying to have that talk with them. It's not going well.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Hey, white people:

Have your parents ever sat down with you and specifically talked to you, at length, about race? I'm not talking about cursory mentions or their cumulative comments, but had a serious, intentional discussion.

Also, retweet this.

I'm tryna see something.

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

@TheRealCL24 Hi Carl. I'm a freelance travel writer who'd love to chat hip hop history with you on a piece centered on the Virginia Beach area's musical legacy. Have a few minutes this week? (I can email with more details.) Thanks :)

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

@sitw @Pharrell @ChadHugo @Sony Hi! Trying to reach you all re: a magazine article on the Virginia Beach area's musical legacy and promo-ing it as a destination for fans. (Slated to run ahead of next year's SITW.) Can you let me know who I should talk to?

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

@mayorcantrell There's a motel full of residents being evicted in NO East today. Who from the city enforces the no-eviction rule? Who do we report that to? https://t.co/UFNzFVQMmG

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

@HelenaMorenoLA Thanks for the eviction info you've provided. There is a motel full of residents being evicted right now in New Orleans East. Do we report these things to the city? Of so, who? https://t.co/UFNzFVQMmG

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

@realDonaldTrump @nytimes It's ALMOST like an entire nation is tuning in for info that could save lives during a global health crisis. I mean, either that or it's because you're so fucking charming.

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

.@dadwroteaporno FTR, About to eat @NandosUK on my Gatwick layover because Dan Schreiber mentioned it on your podcast in Season 2. Hope you see some $$$ (or at least some free chix) for that. Muah!

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

@AdamTichauer Hey! Reporter trying to reach you re CNC on deadline. Can you email me at [email protected]? Thank you!

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

@DAVEKUSH Trying to reach you re: CNC on deadline. Can you email me at [email protected]?

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

Every once in a while I give @united a chance... Then something like this happens 😤

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

Will miss my bus out of Mex City bc @united demanded I gate check. Literally four empty overhead bins and four 1/2 empty when I boarded.

[Late Night with Seth Meyers @LateNightSeth]

BREAKING: Lauryn Hill subpoenaed to elaborate on "That Thing.” #ComeyDay

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

Got a little "tipsy" while sailing the Whitsundays (in more ways than one 😘🍸💙💦) @ContikiUSA #noregrets

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

Finally learned how to scuba dive in Australia! It was a lot drier than I expected 😂👍 @ContikiUSA #noregrets @contiki_zammit #travelerbroads

[Jessica Fender @Oh_Fender]

@joeybunch @tyler_duvall @SarahPalinUSA @realDonaldTrump Don't underestimate yourself! You're a very powerful man, Joey ;)