Molloy

I’ve been zoned out since 2014

[Molloy @Oh_Molly]

My inner monologue anytime I do something stupid:

[rhiannon @mydreamsunwind]

so no rep tv?

[Semen Anjung @goofygayson]

unironically the scene that made me watch abbott

[Molloy @Oh_Molly]

People telling me I’m funny is my version of being called hot

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

the funniest cold open of any television show ever

[edadz 🌟🌺 @estherdadaxoxo]

This is how I smile when I crack my friends up by saying something outlandish too

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

gonna crash their wedding and play this video https://t.co/XXQCk5nR6g

[Molloy @Oh_Molly]

I think I give off “young step mom who married the older man to eventually kill him for his money”

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

HONEY WAKE UP!! @joeyb JUST DID THE GRIDDY

#EasyToCelebrate | @budlight

[Molloy @Oh_Molly]

WHO HASNT

[Molloy @Oh_Molly]

Why don’t restaurants have Black Friday deals? I’d love a BOGO steak

[Molloy @Oh_Molly]

New one! Hermes

[Molloy @Oh_Molly]

Adding another word to list that I’ve been mispronouncing in my head until I finally say it out loud. Here’s where we are so far:
- dartmouth
- hiatus
- homage

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Very much talking to myself.

[#1 computer user @inherentvibes]

doing an “irish hello” (entering your house without permission)

[Molloy @Oh_Molly]

😭😭

[Zach Klein @ZachKleinWSB]

I’ve never seen Braves pitcher Max Fried this emotional.. just sat at his locker.. taking it all in before and after visiting with the media.
I asked what it means to wear the Braves uniform….

“To me….It means everything”

[Molloy @Oh_Molly]

Finally scrolled through my twitter feed for the first time in years and it was enjoyable. Is old twitter back??

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i feel like drinking bleach every time i see anything about one direction life was so simple and now i live paycheck to paycheck

[Mabintou @mabintou]

My culture (bad eyesight) is not a costume!

[Molloy @Oh_Molly]

Don’t do this to me Maxie 😭

[MLB @MLB]

Max Fried tips his cap to the home crowd as he walks off the Truist Park mound to a standing ovation.

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

The rewards of The mortifying
being loved ordeal of being
known