ShitAlexHendersonSay

The Parody Account of Alex Henderson

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#2012TaughtMe Never let a dog lick peanut butter off your balls while finger bangin a black girl. Bad Idea.

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I eat ass.

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Bitch you wanna cuddle cause your cold? Nigga you betta get a blanket

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You want a guy like Romeo? Your not worthy,your cock thirsty, you nasty and you probably got herpies

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WHAT THE FUCK?! Food Stamps don't work at McDonalds.

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@EmmaFowler22 is the only girl I've had to work for. I'll send you dick pics. Will that help? #8Incher

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Bitch you need Jesus

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Don't you hate when fat girls say I need a boyfriend... NO Bitch you need to call Jenny20 NOW!

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You should've seen that massive dump I just took #ronchy

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Yo pussy like medication for patients.. when I eat it I close my eyes like asian persuasion

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Yo Momma so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl

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Drink Bleach.

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Your tits are the same size as my nipples

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Bitch masturbate with a razor blade

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Yo pussy smell like 3 year old Apple Juice

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These candidates can suck my presidential cock #Henderson12

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I'm gonna shit all over your face this game I'm not even kidding

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Just wait im gonna have a 2.97 and my parents are going to take my phone agian

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You are my boy Delfino, I fucking love you!

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OH THAT'S A CHARGE