Matthew Costelloe

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'filipendulous' (19th century): hanging by a thread.

[Matthew Costelloe @Oh_its_Costly]

They say it’s important for a batter to know where their off stump is. In this case, it’s on the floor, a couple of metres from the others, in a very short backward square leg sort of area.

[Matthew Costelloe @Oh_its_Costly]

@bestgav Yo Sushi has changed

[Matthew Costelloe @Oh_its_Costly]

So many questions

[Matthew Costelloe @Oh_its_Costly]

@best_gabby Congrats you guys! Love how pleased he is with that…! 😍

[Canned Laughter @Cannedlaughterx]

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[Matthew Costelloe @Oh_its_Costly]

@RossKemp is this true and have you been to Namaste in South Shields? If not I’ll order something else...

[Matthew Costelloe @Oh_its_Costly]

@bestgav Preach

[Matthew Costelloe @Oh_its_Costly]

@RhysWilliams2 I now wonder if all those Storm Troopers have been sorely misunderstood and were in fact simply attempting a deep clean.

[Matthew Costelloe @Oh_its_Costly]

@elisjames this looks right up your alley: https://t.co/OE5y1eNHr4

[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

In most Tory governments you get sacked immediately if they find out you went to Durham

[Matthew Costelloe @Oh_its_Costly]

@AMCostly @bestgav My chair was not terribly expensive as I recall. At Mrs C’s insistence it was the one which was visually acceptable for the room in design and colour. It is, however, not especially comfortable or good for your back.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Me interacting with my husband when peak quarantine madness sets in

[Chesham United FC @cheshamutdfc]

🚨NEWS FLASH🚨

The commentary team is complete, @CheshamUTD_YTH very own @AlexHorne will be joining @elisjames & @nomadicrevery for the @GosportBFC game on Sat 22nd February.

The trio will be joined by the @BBCSport Football Focus cameras to capture the commentary team at work.

[Matthew Costelloe @Oh_its_Costly]

Thank you @BarnsleyFC for showing that football can still be a force for caring and humanity

[Matthew Costelloe @Oh_its_Costly]

@simon22ph @deCoubertin @Paul_Gascoigne8 Hey Simon - hope you're well. Bumped into someone called B. Lee who mentioned you'd be signing copies of your book somewhere soon - is this true and if so, where and when...? Cheers...

[Matthew Costelloe @Oh_its_Costly]

Typically chucklesome: Lobbying firms paying our MPs? It’s probably fine… | David Mitchell https://t.co/9TVjl48NYC

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

🎶...and eyes and ears
and mouth and nose...🎶