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#CORPSE: I’ll take both my crowns. (pfp: @a1ienrat / header: @corpsedeadrose)

[alex @OheyitsAlex]

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‼️‼️‼️ Hey everyone! I know I haven’t been active lately but I need your help. The loml, Smudge, is in need of dire dental surgery and the estimate the oral surgeon gave me was $4,500-$5,500 USD. I set up a g0fundm3 if you’re able to give or share 💗

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@SavageGasp See you in Dallas, bestie! If you need a ramen rec, I know a really good place.

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@brookeab I, for one, am excited to welcome you to Texas. 💗

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@DropDeadUK HELLO

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There are countless marketing people who thought their, “This is not a joke!” campaign fucking ate today.

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@NEVERxSATlSFlED Vivian is asking the real questions

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Ed Sheeran got arrested for “busking without a permit” in India??

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Dude, I thought this was a pic of Karl and Quackity. I saw this in a marketing email for an outerwear company and did a triple take. It’s not, but they got me lmao

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@_iamblakeley @hasanthehun People love to see someone angry and frustrated and go, “OMG THEY’RE CRASHING OUT.” Gabbie Hanna had a psychotic break in 2022 before she left the internet and resurfaced back in Pennsylvania. This is not the same.

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@CADAFER And he did 🥲

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I love watching the Pro Bowl. It’s literally summer camp for the players and their families. How many times have both teams jumped into the foam pit? Don’t care. Love it every time.

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@nicksortor The second my guy and I watched the first video, he was like, “It’s got to be the Blackhawk’s fault. Commercial flights are on a course.”

[alex @OheyitsAlex]

@brookeab Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel.

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@AskCapitalOne I still do not have my DD. Ridiculous. Y’all were quick to bill me for my cc though.

[alex @OheyitsAlex]

@porcelina_zero I am STILL waiting for my DD. I’m already lining up for that

[alex @OheyitsAlex]

@brookeab Glowing! 2025 is your year!!!

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@CADAFER

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@ibti_cat I’m on Luigi tok and I’m fine with it. Also, they couldn’t give this man a coat?

[alex @OheyitsAlex]

@brookeab What’s the @???