REDBANisms

A twitter full of quotes that Brian @Redban says during any of the number of #Deathsquad podcasts that he produces.

[Nick Davis @nickydSD]

Dying laughing "I'd rather pay 20 extra bucks for a regular maid & I'd be bottomless" @redban @tomsegura #jre @OhhBrian

[Deathsquad Arizona @deathsquad_az]

@anthonyjeselnik great episode of kill tony @redban @TonyHinchcliffe @OhhBrian #killtony

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"We gotta fix the 'morning pee boner' problem cause that shit, like I'm still not good at it." #DEATHSQUAD

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"I'll take gay black over gay white anyday." #DEATHSQUAD

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

I Just bought a new book that I highly recommend about dolphins called Wet Goddess. It's about a relationship between a person and a dolphin

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

Joe: "What would u rather drink, a guys loogy or a load?
@redban: "Prolly a load cause I'm sure it'd taste better." #deathquad

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"I was eating a girls ass out who was on xtc for the 1st time and she shit in my mouth cause she couldn't feel it." #deathsquad

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"There was just 2 many times where I'm just masturbating...look over, notice my windows open & there's people fencing in my backyard"

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"Look at her throat though, vagina throat...do you think those throat things are caused by cock, just tons of cock in ur mouth over years?"

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"A southern white guy made that thing up prolly about the black cat, it's prolly some racist shit." #deathsquad

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"Have u been with a lotta big girls?..evr had any cleaning problems where they smell more like poop or does that getya like a bigger boner?"

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

.@suey_park "Come to DeathSquad, we'll welcome you with open dicks!"

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"Unless he (@BarackObama) rolled his own cigarette...but, you can't roll menthols!" #Deathsquad

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"It shows cum to easy...I can't do all black all the time. I would look gross." #deathsquad

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"I put a toenail in my friends bong once and he hit it." #DEATHSQUAD

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"I smelled a battle rope, they had one there...I just wanted to see what it smelled like." #DEATHSQUAD #onnit #onnitfit

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"Have u watched porn with a girl with another girl and the other girl has a dick?...That's pretty hot."

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"I was thinking that they should have little ball hats...you know where u put your balls in, like a little sock. Wouldn't that make sense?"

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"Gummy bears and yeast infections." #DEATHSQUAD

[REDBANisms @OhhBrian]

"Was this black girl like 5pm or 2:30am?" #deathsquad