Banana

If I could learn one language it would be Scottish because they make it up as they go along and I really respect that.

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

Rutabaga? Wish my #pregnancy app would use normal fruit comparisons. Your baby's the size of an Archaefructus, an extinct aquatic seed plant

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

@saraqwe42 @gorgeous4ew That is the only thing holding me back from pure disgust lol.

[King Arthur Fan @brandilwells]

Jew tricks

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

Chappell Roan’s apology video

[AI Launchpad @AI_Launchpad_]

@EricLDaugh Respect to those Iranians who stand for peace and humanity, not the regime. Courage like this shows the world the Iranian people are not the same as the rulers in Tehran.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: These Iranians in London are being praised for going to the US Embassy to honor the fallen American troops who lost their lives to the Iran conflict

They even sung our national anthem

FOREVER heroes, the best among us 🇺🇸🙏🏻

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

The one time David copperfield really needed to perfect a disappearing act…

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

This is how I know I’m in trouble. My 6yo son liked Lola more than Angie from beginning to end in #sharktale. No amount of persuasion could change his mind, he was staunchly devoted to letting a gold digging villain ruin his life, at all costs.

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

Dear @HandmaidsOnHulu, can you maybe turn on the lights sometimes. Me watching it like

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

@SphereVegas so what happens when a crying baby screams the entire time and ruin’s our $600+ show?

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

How freaking old am I that I relate most to the grandma from
The lovely Bones. Jesus.

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

I like weight lifting in front of my cats. They look at me like I’m validating their feelings about how weak I really am.

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

@EndWokeness Gen z be like

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

I like how spam texts are like, “write STOP if you want these messages to end” and you’re like, “stop” and they’re like:
“Okay”
“These messages will stop”
“After this last”
“One. Goodbye”
“…for now.”

*8 hours later*

“This whole thing has been successful.”

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

@duhmanfrank @DefiantLs

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

I like how Whistledown’s insults in Bridgerton are like, “Once known as a lively vibrant young debutante, Eliza has taken to books in the dreary confinement of her lonesome drawing room” single-handedly destroying reputations like a Victorian Eminem.

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

@_mstarks Submit? What about love? Material and money doesn’t represent a person’s value.

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

@jmoppenheim @FranckGullit @RadioGenoa 💯 why I respect his right to have his beliefs about islam.
Virtue signaling isn’t going to free the people of oppressive regimes disguised by religion.

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

@kim82383 @savagewrld4real @PicturesFoIder I just don’t understand how people are still confused by this. I honestly can’t tell if willful ignorance is a choice or innate stupidity that cannot be resolved with the brain they’ve been dealt with.

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

To all those guys who tried to get me to watch #montypython as a window into your soul, just wanted to let you know I’m 39 now and finally watched it. I get it now. I get you.

#montypythonandtheholygrail

[Banana @Ohheyshida]

@EhiEhidan @TheFigen_ Exactly… wtf was that