Olivia

I just want to be a mermaid with lots of cats

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

i hope trump dies from his over weight dad bod. Pretty sure his boobs are bigger than mine. Grab yourself by the pussy trump

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

Can this election be over already 🙄 I just want to see Trump lose 'bigly' #imwithher #dumptrump

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

calling it "locker room talk" just means you support rape culture BEHIND women's backs. call it what you want, you STILL SAID IT. #debate

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

Guy: I don't want a relationship
Me: ok
Guy: don't have a break down or anything
Me: I'm more sad about the fact I don't own a puppy rn

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

I don't like buying books with the author's face on the cover lol

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

If you wake up at 1pm it's appropriate to start your day with vodka and orange juice right?

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

LAX is literally the worst smh

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

Why am I back in this city #ihateLA #sorrynotsorry

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

Incoming freshman are ruining my perfectly empty campus wtf #goaway

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

new plan for dealing with my roommates: "fuck with me and I'll throw Lulu's cat litter in your fucking bed" (@kitty_cat529 not included😂😘💚)

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

One of my roommates: "why is my milk frozen but not my tequila!?!"
Me: "are you fucking kidding me?"

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

If you think about it I'm a really considerate date, if you ask me out for drinks...ill pregame you five shots just so I can be nice to you😘

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

Every time I go to class I'm reminded of why I never go to class smh #justreadthebook #onehourandfifteenminutesofdeath

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

Want me to like you? Stop telling me about your work out schedule and let's talk about the last book you read #fuckboys

[Olivia @Ohhh_olivia_]

So much for actually going to all my classes this week. #priorities #whatisclass