Ohio State Football (parody)

Official Twitter of The Ohio State Buckeyes • 8x National Champs • 39x Big Ten Champs • 7 Heisman Trophies 🏆 (parodies nuts!)

[Ohio State Football (parody) @OhioStateBF]

Sorry for being a whiny little bitch all week. We lost fair and square to THE University of Michigan, 30-24.

[Oh My GSH @GSHonSleeve]

Friendly fire

[Oh My GSH @GSHonSleeve]

BREAKING: Body cam footage has be released of the New York State operation to terminate the squirrel pet known as “Peanut.”
Warning: what you are about to watch may shock you.

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

〽️ Michigan Postgame 〽️

🔹 Inferior coaching
🔹 Inferior talent
🔹 Used to be the Leaders and Best
🔹 Now the Losers and Worst

#GoBlue #MichiganFootball

[Oh My GSH @GSHonSleeve]

The #Bears are getting healthier and…

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

〽️ Michigan Postgame 〽️

🔹 Unacceptable, top to bottom
🔹 We’re watching a dynasty die
🔹 Sherrone Moore is in over his head
🔹 Wink is a buffoon
🔹 I’m humiliated to be a fan
🔹 HOW IS THIS OUR QB ROOM?
🔹 It’s so much worse than I imagined

#GoBlue #MichiganFootball

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

HOOK AND LADDER TD

I AM ARRIVING

#OnePride #DetroitLions

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

Tigers Postgame

NSFW

Playoffs 🔜

#RepDetroit #DetroitTigers

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

Prime time unders in the NFL are free money again. The world is healing 😊

In this house we root for sloppy football 🙌

#NFL #NFLBets #NFLPicks #FlyEaglesFly #DirtyBirds #MNF

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

When the Rams offer you multiple 1sts and an upgrade at QB for “Matt Stafford”

#OnePride #RamsHouse #NFL

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

Michigan vs Texas prediction video:

🤘👇

#HornsDown #GoBlue #MichiganFootball #TexasFootball

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

🚨 SATURDAY CARD 🚨

⛰️ West Virginia +7.5
⬇️ V Tech v Vandy under 48.5
🐯 Clemson +12.5
🌽 Indiana -21.5
🐊 Florida v Miami over 54.5
⛏️ UNLV +3.5
〽️ Michigan -20.5
🍍 Hawaii +14.5
🕺 Texas A&M. -2.5

Season record 7-9 (-2.06 units)

Lets ride

#CFBBets #CollegeFootball #NCAAF

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

🚨 CFB Picks - Friday 8/30 🚨

🦉 FAU +14.5 (alt line w/ boost)
🦉 FAU v Michigan State under 45.5
🌲 Stanford +8.5
🦡 Western v Wisconsin over 55.5

All 1 unit plays. Season record 4-8 (-3.85 units)

Hopefully my kids get to eat this weekend

#CFBBets #CollegeFootball #NCAAF

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

Been refreshing for like 45 minutes, the report might be pushed back for the weather.

I’ll give it a couple more minutes and I’m just finalizing my picks

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

🚨 WEEK ZERO COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS 🚨

🇮🇪 FSU -10.5 (1u)
⬇️ FSU v GT under 55.5 (1u)
🐾 Montana State -13.5 (1u)
🐴 SMU -25.5 (1u)
🐺 Nevada Team Total under 14.5 (1u)
🍍 Hawaii-39.5/40.5 (2u)

Season record 0-0 (+0.00u)

Comment your picks below!

#CFBBets #CFB #CFBPicks

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

Kenta Maeda and Joey Wentz tried to ruin my day, but had a ton of fun anyways

#RepDetroit #YouHaveToSeeIt

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

🚨 WE HAVE A PICK, THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

My first play of the 2024 CFB betting season:

🍍Hawaii -40.5

Rest of the card is coming later this week, but wanted to lock this number in.

#CFBBetting

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

College football and NFL betting preview

Last year we went 135-95 in college football picks (+54.06 units) and 98-93 in NFL Picks (+9.66 units)

We talk strategy, and content goals for this season. All my plays will be tweeted every week with a video, so turn on notifications

Let’s have a year!

#CFBBets #NFLBets #SportsBetting

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

Watching all 3 of the other NFC North QBs balling out in the preseason, and Goff can’t even make the starting roster…

As an honest lions fan, our Linsanity run is over unfortunately 😔

#OnePride #GoPackGo #SKOL #DaBears

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

Michigan Football 2024 Preview 〽️

First of many videos I’m planning for this college football season. If you’re a Michigan fan, fan of the sport, or want my college football betting picks (which have been profitable 3 straight seasons) stay tuned!

#GoBlue #MichiganFootball