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[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

Sorry, no amount of propaganda is gonna convince people that this sucks

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

why do people in toronto walk like they’ve never even considered there could be someone behind them

[tee @freakyteezy_]

Toronto wouldn’t be the same without those old Asian men and women who roam the streets with a shopping cart full of whatever grey loot they acquire

[Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson]

One reason why it’s good to make your kids play physically demanding sports for a good chunk of adolescence is it teaches you to have the mental fortitude to perform well even when you don’t feel your best.

Still sore from the last game? Too bad, your teammates are still counting on you to do your job.

And it keeps you from turning into a mentally fragile weeny who can’t podcast because his “sleep score” wasn’t good enough

[tee @freakyteezy_]

I live in the city guys. I do NOT care about the highway or traffic.

I got my feet and the TTC.

[Officer Frenly (High IQ) @FrenlyOfficer]

Did you know that if you combine Xanax with a Gin and Tonic while boarding a flight from Los Angeles to Hawaii you can instantly teleport from your seat on the LAX tarmac to a federal jail cell in Honolulu?

[Gil Meslin @g_meslin]

A self-storage facility atop two subway lines, at what is arguably the city’s premier intersection, is just depressing.

[(((Stockwell Day))) @Stockwell_Day]

Please don’t get angry. I fact checked this. And I was an eye witness. It’s the result of some pretty basic stuff like lowering taxes, not raising them, and not punishing people for working hard.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

When the plane is about to take off and you hear the guy next to you say he invented a car that runs on water instead of gas.

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Madison, Wisconsin

[Aaron Gunn @AaronGunn]

It’s frankly embarrassing, and an indictment of those that lead us, that gas prices in Canada have spiked to over $2 per litre because of a conflict on the other side of the world.

We have, right here in Canada, the fourth largest oil reserves on the planet.

Pipelines should have been built 10 years ago. Refineries should have been built 10 years ago.

We should have an energy policy that puts Canada, and Canadians, first.

This is ridiculous.

[vlad🩸🇺🇦 @dovgvlad]

Your rifle is “assault rifle”.

Their rifle is “patrol rifle”.

[Niontay @sexafterchurch]

I aine gon lie. if u eat in the airport u land in u fat ass shi g 😂

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

BREAKING: Statistics Canada data shows we lost 84,000 jobs in February, most of them from the private sector.

Mark Carney has delivered the only shrinking economy and the worst food inflation among G7 countries.

We must remove this Liberal government’s barriers blocking investment and growth, and fight for tariff-free trade to protect 🇨🇦 jobs and power paycheques.

[tobi lutke @tobi]

This is a terrible mistake to do this. Will make it a lot less likely to get the economy back on track. People who can think around corners know exactly how this will be applied. Just look at the UK.

[Élie Cantin-Nantel @elie_mcn]

Canadians REJECTED a Liberal majority last spring.

By manufacturing a majority through dirty backroom deals, the Carney Liberals are undermining democracy in a very disturbing way.

[Terrell Mallory @_Twinndiesel]

South to West is a top 3 Gunna song. He really hit moon there. Arguably one of his best flowstate, and the Thug studio video is already a cultural moment in history. ☝🏾

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Today, millions of Christians observe Ash Wednesday, the beginning of Lent.

May this Lenten journey over the next 40 days be filled with the prayer, fasting, and almsgiving that will draw hearts closer to Christ.

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

Global distribution of the common rat

[Hon. Rona Ambrose Veitch @RonaAmbrose]

Will the woman who was raped experience less trauma because her rapist was indigenous? What a terrible message to send to women and girls. Everywhere we turn, the safety of girls and women is less important than protecting ideology and men. It feels like this stuff is everywhere because it is. Women and girls deserve protection from predators.