Jackson

Southsea based. Marketing. I like doing spoken word poetry, but wish I was confident enough to call myself a rapper. Consistently self critical. Views my own.

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

@willgoldstone They're fucking hilarious mate. Last week my two year old son walked into the bedroom, farted, laughed and blamed it on my wife. I'm still chuckling thinking about it.

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

@stopthatfooty What, you've never seen a Headmeg before?

[Kate Mainprice @KateMainprice]

'Every city resident is a pedestrian at some point in the day. A city whose streets invite people to walk, bike & sit along them also inspires people to innovate, invest, and stay for good. They are the mortar that holds most of the world's population together.' #liveability

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

@LordAshcroft Decipher this: tense dwat

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

The government says “there was not a party” at No 10 last December and that no COVID rules were broken. A week into the story, this is a new 5-min video on the gap between the government’s assurances and available evidence. Produced by Michael Cox. https://t.co/cqIalvKKnB

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

@willgoldstone

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

@LastBlairite No

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

@robdelaney Dinny or dinlo. Example use: "oi mush don't have a squinny about it you absolute din"

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

I'd love to hear what Roy Keane thinks about Roy Kent and whether he has watched #TedLasso

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

'I love it when brands capitalise on Twitter trends to fool you into thinking they're your friends' 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

@kellyemccarthy @bestofnextdoor Oh wow so it's like a flying saucer but small as a refresher. I had no idea smarties were a different thing in the states!

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

Lol, why are the subtitles right in the middle of #BlackWidow on @DisneyPlusUK ? With no discernible way to move them?

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

@ExiledinKent @FarCryUK @FarCrygame What I was going to say. Doesn't look good for your copy checking, guys.

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

I used the phrase "it's about evolution, not revolution" in a meeting this week and attendees seemed impressed, so thanks for that Tony Hayers, sorry you fell off a roof.

#alanpartridge

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

@fesshole

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

@HivePortsmouth are you organising clothes for Afghanistan refugees? If so, whereabouts in Portsmouth? It would be great to donate if we can!

[Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow]

This 22-year-old launched a successful startup - despite just having ONE rich parent.

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

I'm at @VictoriousFest tomorrow doing some #SpokenWord stuff at the People's Lounge. Please come along at 2pm if you like that sort of thing, lots of other great poets courtesy of @TheFrontRoom101

[Jackson @Ohnoitsjackson]

@Oliver_Ing Wow, big news! All the best for whatever you do next Oli