SarahAnne Logan

I am a Marine Corps veteran who likes to get tattoos and think cereal is an anytime food. That pretty much sums up me.

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

My 8 and 9 year old are throwing down in the kitchen using oven mitts as boxing gloves. I just grabbed a white claw and left the room. This is my life now, may the odds be ever in your favor. #QuaratineLife #Quarantine #badmom

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

Parents out here trying to prepare their kids for college and I’m just trying to make sure mama didn’t raise no scrubs 🤷🏼‍♀️😂 #sorry #momlife #Goals

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

Been in a one sided argument with my daughter for 45 minutes about a lunchable 🙄 have kids they said...it’ll be fun...#momdaughter #momlife

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

Giving away a 7 year old for free. Has bad attitude and gives zero fucks so be warned #done #momlife

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

Love the new #nike commercial but wish they would have represented #WomensWrestling I feel like it is such a pivotal time in our sport and Nike missed an opportunity there.

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

I asked my daughter what she wanted for her 8th birthday and she said the souls of her enemies and just walked away.....like I need details, where they live and shit. I am not harvesting souls last minute girlfriend 🤷🏼‍♀️ #momlife #creepy

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

Just caught my 7yo daughter charging my 6yo son money to play with her. Kids going places. #momlife

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

Everyone on Fb is doing that “how did you age” thing. So I can’t to twitter to let you guys know how I have aged. Like shit. I aged liked shit. #thekidsfault #youdontcare

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

My dog got jealous I was brushing my daughters hair so he pushed her off my lap. Now I have to decide who was in the wrong, her for stealing my attention or the dog for being a dick. #momlife #dogmom

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

I just told my husband I’m going to make big changes in 2019, new year new me!
And then we both laughed and laughed and laughed..... #NewYearsResolutions #2019goals

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

@omnicronos @Shower_Logic Or maybe because if it was a mans voice we would assume it wasn’t paying attention? 🤣

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

Sexism is still so prevalent even our virtual servants are women. I’m looking at you #Alexa 🙄😂 maybe I wanted to demand an Alex pull up who played the blonde chic in that one movie? #showerthoughts

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

Preach girl

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

My #FantasyFootball team officially has the same record as the #oaklandraiders it’s not a good time for me 😩

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

I had a dream about human trafficking at a all seal zoo 😳🤔I must be concerned about both 🤷🏼‍♀️ #dream #weird

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

My six year old doesn’t want to ride on his football teams parade float because he’s scared of the water 🤔😳 I can’t convince him there isn’t any water involved #momlife #whymykidiscrying

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

We sure do. It’s not like the hyper sexual teenage males are the real reason dress codes are so restricting to young women. 🙄 #GetReal more #dresscode bullshit

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Principal Explains Updates To Dress Code: 'Girls Ruin Everything' https://t.co/e91lJGGYvw

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

You’d think after devoting your life to someone and loving them for decades they would get you a ring eventually. Still waiting for the #Raiders to get it together though... still a #raidersfan just disappointed 😔

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

My #LabradorRetriever is #extra

[SarahAnne Logan @Ohsnapsarahanne]

I keep seeing people post about fall, bitch it’s 95 degrees out sit down 🙄🔥#notfall #wtfisthis